The greatest and most dominant basketball player in the history of the NBA. He averaged about 12 blocks a game. Retired in 2005 because he decided to quit making the rest of the NBA look bad.

to appear to succeed at first, but then fail due to bad luck or being screwed over

A small town in Bergen County. The least wealthy of its surrounding towns, which include Saddle River, Midland Park, Ho-Ho-Kus, Wyckoff, Ramsey, and Allendale. The football team sucks. The basketball team sucks. The soccer team is okay, but their division sucks. The baseball team sucks. Basically, no one in Waldwick can run or throw a ball. The girls in Waldwick are HOTT! There are no local celebs EXCEPT for Danny Tamborelli (from Pete and Pete) who doesn't even live there anymore. The 7-11 is run by white people. The mexicans are from El Salvador, so everyone can stop calling the area by El Rodeo "Little Mexico" and it can be called "Little El Salvador." There are like 100 El Salvadorians living in 3 houses. They hang out by the train tracks. The cops in Waldwick love drama. The traffic in Waldwick is really bad only at 3 pm when the HS gets out, because the Waldwick HS kids don't know how to drive. Most people in Waldwick are emo, and some are self-mutilators.

same as crazy. this term can be used in a good or bad way. Often used by skaters or surfers.

When something has gone wrong/bad and there will be consequences.

A sports car is a vehicle made for speed, generally has a very sleek body with a very low drag-coefficient.

A good example of that is a Chevrolet Corvette, which are fuckin' sexy as hell and faster than any other 'sports' car in its 40-70k range. It weighs anywhere between 3100 pounds to 3400 if you're looking at the C6's, and has a drag coefficient of about .35. The brand fuckin' new vettes --Blue Devil/Z07/ZR-1-- weighs about 3350lbs, has an LS9 supercharged 6.2L V-8. About 620HP stock, and tops out at around 220mph. It sells a little over 100k.

A bad example of that would be a Ford Mustang. A Mustang is a MUSCLE car, because it weighs about 2 tons, (nearly 4000lbs) and has a drag coefficient around .40. A Mustang is NOT made for speed. The Fifth-Generation Stangs are just about the only attractive Stangs ever manufactured. You'll get anywhere from 300HP to 400HP depending on if and what kind of upgrades/mods you get in it.

Also, in my opinion, I think Ford and Mustang is just straight shit because Ford doesn't care about quality these days; Mustangs generally have a shitty V6 engine

non-athletic fucker.

can be used in situations other than sports.