| 8. | whitehat | ||
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hacker lingo A whitehat hackers is a person who uses their skills for good rather than bad. Some people see them as lame, some don't. The point is gray is the way to be. blackhat, whitehat, grayhat... everyone needs to get along and unite in the one aim of flaming script kiddie lamers
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| 9. | Kain | ||
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The Old Bad-assed Vampire From Legacy Of Kain. Dont fuck with him, cuz he'll kick yo ass. Kain
Given the choice - whether to rule a corrupt and failing empire or to challenge the Fates for another throw, a better throw, against one's destiny - what was a king to do? A stream of memories leading up to the present flows past: The vampire, Raziel, Kain's right-hand lieutenant, spreads his newly grown wings… Kain tears the wings from Raziel's back, and orders his other lieutenants to throw him into the Lake of Dead… Raziel burns until there is nothing left but a husk of tissue and bone, yet is revived… He hunts Kain down, but is unable to complete his revenge before Kain escapes through a portal leading to another time… In the past Raziel learns that things are much more complicated than they seem. The quest for vengeance gives way to a quest for knowledge and freedom - one that he shares with Kain. Kain But does one ever truly have a choice? One can only match, move by move, the machinations of Fate, and thus defy the tyrannous stars. -- Taken from the Script of LoK: Defiance |
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| 10. | OS wars | ||
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Silly little battles started by script-kiddies and is always started by: Micro$0ft sukz 4eva, linux is s0oo0o0 much better, oh yeah apple users are loserzzz.
Then someone comes on with knowledge of computers: Actually if windows is so bad, how come its the most popular of them all. Look people, in the past I have had or worked on apple lisa, windows 3.1, windows 95, 98, 2000, XP, red-hat linux and solaris so freaking calm down, go read a book, then come back and talk properly. Script-kiddies suck. Script kiddie 1: HAHAHAHAHA MY UBUNTU LINUX ROXORZ FOREVER, I WILL HACK YOU AND YOUR PATHETIC SOLARIS!!!111!1!11!!11111111
Programmer: I came here to talk about computers with people of the same interest, you probably don't have ubuntu, and probably can't even hack. Script kiddie 1: HAHAHA URE SKILLZ R INFERIOR n0ob, j0o sukz and i Wil1 hackorz u wiv my skillz. Programmer: Oh really, what languages do you know. Script kiddie: HAHAHAH FOOOL I KNOW ENGLISH AND I AM LEARNING SPANISH IN THE NEXT TERM!!!! Programmer: I meant a programming language. Script kiddie: I ROCKZ T0O MUCH FOR ANY POOOR LANGUAGE, I WILL MAKE MY OWN WITH PEN AND PAPER!!! Programmer: Good luck with that..... |
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| 11. | freedomchat | ||
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The worst IRC network in the world, fraught with bad colors and even badder staff, avoid it like the plague. ((7/27)6:52:01:PM BRUTAL ICESTORM IRC SCRIPT 2004 v10.33133 Build 32313 Beta 6 Alpha 10) <ZuBZ3R0> (BRUTAL ICESTORM IRC SCRIPT 2004 v10.33133 Build 32313 Beta 6 Alpha 10) Welcome to #chatzone $nick!
((7/27)6:52:01:PM BRUTAL ICESTORM IRC SCRIPT 2004 v10.33133 Build 32313 Beta 6 Alpha 10)* Asier (Matt@FC- $+ $null) Quit (Quit: I am thoroughly offended (BRUTAL ICESTORM IRC SCRIPT 2004 v10.33133 Build 32313 Beta 6 Alpha 10, get your copy today! %website)) |
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| 12. | Reality TV | ||
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The most retarded idea ever made. It wouldn't be so bad if every single reality show wasn't as scripted as watching a sitcom. The real world is not REAL. Why do you think in EVERY season the black dude always goes crazy and doesn't get along with the white people. Because he's paid to and thats what the script says. Reality tv is as real as Santa Claus. MTV specifically seems to like to air shows with stupid teenagers trying to get a date by going out with thier mom or trying to not get "next-ed" but their stupid shows have teenagers in it that are not convincing at all and have way too many coincidences for it to ever be real. People who actually like that shit are retarded 30 year olds that live in their parents basement still crying about the fact that they had no friends in highschool so they cut themselves at night and listen to emo music. Reality TV wouldn't be so bad if it was actually real and not all writen on a script in every single fucking show ever made.
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| 13. | asshat | ||
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A Hacker term for a script kiddie, or wannabe hacker that boasts at being a legitimate hacker and sets a bad example for ALL HACKERS!
A person that writes substandard scripts that flood myspace forums for example or disrupt a site that has absolutely no value and boasts on and on that he/she is a legitimate hacker. Stupid Person: Hey did you hear that myspace was hacked and 20 thousand passwords were stolen?
Hacker: yup, an asshat script kiddie did, i dont care about myspace to attack it! |
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| 14. | coldfusion | ||
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An exercise in futility, self-flagellation, and 80s era technologies. ColdFusion is so bad that it has become synonymous with cryptic error codes, mysterious memory leaks, and asinine programing constructs. I tried integrating that new API, but it coldfusions all the time so I replaced it.
The servers are coldfusioning again. I'll go restart them. A: Where is the #$%#ing leak? B: Coldfusion. |
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