| 1. | sucker punch | ||
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1) A drink that has been defecated in, urinated in and/or spat in.
2)A bad tasting drink prepared for crappy school dances. you drank the sucker punch? you sick!
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| 2. | cunt punch | ||
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When a girl has a "tsunami" of an orgasm after having such a bad yeast infection that her vaginal fluids actually fermented. The fluid is called Cunt Punch. 1." At first i was turned off by the stench of Scotts sister rotted crotch, but then I got drunk off her cunt punch so I didn't care anymore"
2."I knew it would smell like decaying tuna when I went down on Scott's sister, but when afterwards, I got drunk off her cunt punt, so it's all cool." 3."Man, I knew Scott's sister would queef up a storm when I fucked her, but I didn't expect cunt punch!" |
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| 3. | turd in a punch bowl | ||
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a phrase that is said whenever there is a bad outcome in any venture. also, something would not be a very good sight at any party. the boss asking for my piss sample will go over about as well as a turd in a punch bowl
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| 4. | Tease and Punch | ||
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Tease and punch is when a man masturbates up to the exact point of ejaculation at which point he punches himself in the cock to stop himself from blowing a load. The process is repeated over and over again to experience a consistent stream of highs until the cock is too bruised and/or chaffed to continue, at which point he relieves himself. However, lube is often used to prolong the duration that the average cock can endure. It is a technique practiced by those unable to master Tantric sex, however some experience mild addictions leading to reclusive behaviour and feeling less aroused by their partners. Last night I had a Tease and Punch marathon, but it hurt so bad that I couldn't walk and had to work from home the next day.
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| 5. | Punch your wife in the face hot | ||
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Phrase used to describe a woman that is so hot, you want to go home and punch your wife in the face, because she's not. "Damn, that girl is punch your wife in the face hot!"
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| 6. | punch the bear | ||
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punch the bear refers to something that is going to be awesome, or is already awesome. The opposite of jumping the shark If Jim hooked up with that girl, he would punch the bear so hard
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| 7. | Breath Punch | ||
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When a person talks to you and their breath is so bad, as soon as you smell it, your face naturally reacts as if you were punched by Kimbo Slice. "He came up to talk to me and the next thing I knew i was breath punched."
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