| 22. | Dreckitude | ||
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Noun: Used to describe something that is a wreck and absolute trash or rubbish. Comes from Wreck, Dreck/Drek, and Attitude. In reference to anything from exaggerated and over inflated claims, a bad personality, and especially horrible style, or awful modeling, and everything in between. When asked by Tyra Banks what he thought of the model's style of a black tee and slashed black leggings, Andre Leon Talley replied "Dreckitude."
The cliché pose and bad modeling of the contestant made the judge proclaim that the model's photo was dreckitude. The second episode of Cycle 14 of America's Next Top Model was named "Dreckitude!". |
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| 23. | Bedroom Peek | ||
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When a person's facial expression and/or inadvertent phrasing or tone, give you a unwanted preview of what they might be like in the bedroom. Similar to the "o-face" from office space. Ex. 1 "Although the singer struggled to hit the song's high notes, he succeeded in giving everyone a Bedroom peek"
Ex. 2 I know she was just asking for her pen back but the way she said "Give it to me" was a total bedroom peek. Ex. 3 Any moaning, outside of a life threatening injury, is a bedroom peek. |
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| 24. | Michael Stern | ||
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bad ass magician. End of story. He has been known to rock the Magic Castle in Hollywood and snaps necks with his magical abilities. Also the creator of the "Stern Confusion" pose and is frequently spotted in it. Random dude #1: Hey, do you know where the bathroom is?
Random dude #2: Oh shit have you seen that Michael Stern guy, fucking incredible. Like WOW HE JUST FUCKED MY MIND!!!!!! Random dude #1: Oh ok, so that's where it is. Thanks. |
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| 25. | Kenting | ||
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to pose in a kenny powers like stance while informing attractive women they are "not their type" Person 1: I totally got kented so bad last night while eating a burrito with no pants on...
Person 2: Kenting is NOT cool- I hate it when that happens |
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| 26. | Cagepower | ||
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A user of a sprawling art site (such as deviantART), who keeps asking other artists for requests, often compiling entire lists, hardly ever showing any gratitude and instead blandly asking for more and more while not making any art themselves. To add to the pathetique they attribute their intense desire to an addiction and a bad childhood. Named after a now deactivated deviantART user - cagepower - who fell under that very description and still keeps coming back under new usernames, much to the dismay of the informed and bad luck of generous n00bs. dA user #1: Hi. Can you draw my fancharacter in this pose?
dA user #2: Sure. *a few days later* Here ya go. dA user #1: I made three new fancharacters. Can you draw them all together? dA user #2: Umm... I only do one request per deviant? dA user #1: OK. *the next day* Hello. Is my request ready yet? dA user #2: ... dA user #3: Don't listen to him, #2. He's a cagepower. |
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| 27. | Wholeassness | ||
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1) A term used for online daters, who post pictures of themselves shirtless (Men), use commas instead of apostrophes, use headlines such as "Are there any real men/women left?", instant message other users asking for nakedness while misspelling said body part, and seductively pose for pictures on their car and/or bed. 2) A term used to describe someones overwhelming assness. John's wholeassness got him fired from the mall kiosk when he tried to trim the old lady's mustache with toenail clippers and a luffa.
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| 28. | Panda Table Backhandspring | ||
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a sex position that must follow these steps:
1. Order Chinese food. 2. Girl goes into crab pose. 3. Commence intercourse. 4. Begin washing each other with body-wash. 5. When Chinese food arrives either a. Invite the delivery person in to take helm at the other end or b. awkwardly take your food to move onto step 6 6. Use girl's stomach as a table for the food while commencing intercourse. Hey man, want some Chinese food?
Naw, man. Brings back too many bad memories of doing the Panda Table Backhandspring with Jill last month. That was messy. |
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