|29.||I demand a recount!|
"I demand a recount!" is a phrase used to express resistance to a decision made, usually in regards to a vote; when used, it is often in a melodramatic and/or comical fashion.
Although the concept of demanding a recount has been around for the while, the phrase "I demand a recount" was popularized as a meme following the Bush v. Gore case for the 2000 election for the U.S. presidency.
Due to the ballot counting controversy surrounding Florida state's miscounts of votes (at this point Florida's electoral votes were the deciding factor of the Presidency), the U.S. Supreme court got involved, and decided by a slim 5-4 majority to cancel the Florida re-recount, as it was not likely to meet the safe harbor deadline requirements.
"I demand a recount!" was popularized as a display of indignant resistance thereafter, as many people (both state officials and regular citizens) criticized the Supreme Court's decision, requesting that for a recount not to be done would be bad form at best, and critically unconstitutional at worst.
A wiki intended as a humor/parody site which is completely and utterly unfunny. It is a textbook on how to fail at humor. Its pages are filled with ridiculous drivel and nonsense, which according to its supporters is "LOL RANDOM XD". The truth is that they try for surrealism and absurdity and fall far short every time. This site should be avoided like the bubonic plague, unless you are 12 years old and think fart jokes are funny.
Internet User: This site can't be THAT bad, can it? Lets look at the front page...
Uncyclopedia: HURR im a cowboy from Mars! AAAAAAAA. Look at my rollerskates, they are so wacky!
Internet User: That was so bad that it seared my soul. I can almost feel myself getting dumber. I'm going back to ED to recover.
Meme : Queet : correcting intentional bad grammar
A: whatz up GAIYS
Queeter: its spelled guys
A: shut up Fahggot
Queeter: (gets mad) LEARN TO SPELL FAGGOT!!!
|32.||Thumbs up whore|
A person that makes it a sport to get a comment into the highest rated comment section on youtube by posting a message that adds nothing to the video but is guaranteed to receive many thumbs up. Examples include, but are not limited to:
1) abusing an old and tired internet meme
2) using phrases that begin with "Thumbs up if..."
3) if the video was bad, pointing out that watching the video was a waste of time
4) squeezing Justin Bieber into the formula
1) DAMN NATURE, YOU SCARY
2) Thumbs up if you've ever taken a shit
3) Well that's 5 seconds of my life I'll never get back!
4) Now lets try that with Justin Bieber!
those guys up there are such thumbs up whores!
A common spoonerism of Feature Creep made popular by internet forums.
Phenomenon whereby a software package gains many more features than originally intended.
Generally the product of optimistic programmers or overambitious managers, feature creep is generally considered a bad thing. Feature creep makes a program that would have done one thing well into a program that does ten things, all poorly. Microsoft Outlook suffers badly from feature creep.
John: Have you heard? Halo 57 is going to have over a hundred playable races!
Thomas: That game is gonna be such a creature feep.
One who follows, produces, or spreads memes.
Memelyte: "Bobby you have to see this new video, it's pretty bad but it's already viral."
Bobby: "That's so bad it's good!"
Nigel Thornberry, originally a cartoon character on the 90s Nickelodeon series The Wild Thornberrys. He's portrayed as an adventurous wildlife documentarian who often rambles in an indiscernible English accent.
He recently became an internet meme, featuring his random ramblings of put into songs such as Firework by Katy Perry, Blah Blah Blah by Ke$ha, and Bad Romance by Lady Gaga.
He's also been featured in GIFs, and traditional meme captions saying things like "They said I could be anything, so I became a BLARGHHARGHHH!" and "Keep calm and BLARGHHARGHH on."
In conclusion, Nigel Thornberry is the most awesome cartoon ever. And if you disagree, you can go blarghharghhh yourself.
BABY YOU'RE A BLARGHHARGHHHH!
On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how big is your nose?
On a scale of 1 to Nigel Thornberry, how smashing are you?