| 29. | compassion | ||
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Something only the truly hardcore and awesome people in this world possess. While it's popular to believe that only wusses are compassionate, this is not true, it takes guts to care. It's popular to call the compassionate names because people who don't care feel like bitches when they see us doing something they don't have the balls to do.
Anyone can lack compassion, it's easy, just do nothing that helps other people. Compassion isn't to be confused with being a tool you become a tool by being compassionate and naive. Guy1: That over-hyped celebrity tried to display compassion and gave 130k to the Salvation Army! Isn't she awesome??!!
Guy2: ohmygod she gave 0.4% of her massive fortune to an unbelievably inefficient idiot's charity? You're right! She IS amazing! She donated with a straight face! Dude1: I saw Tony helping unload the food truck down at the food bank. Dude2: Isn't Tony poor as hell, supporting his siblings on his 50 hour workweek, and trying to stay above water in college too? How does he find time to unload a food bank truck? Dude3: It was on a weekend, guess he got a Saturday off. Dude2: Damn I wish I was that cool, too bad it's so hard to be compassionate. |
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| 30. | Sahil | ||
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1. Owner of three earlobes.
2. Smells about as good as a constipated wiener dog that got shot and it's guts are spilling all over you. 3. Indian 1. DAMN DUDE! I thought earlobes came in pairs.
2. Dude, I just took a shit that smells worse than Sahil. 3. Baba ganesh alu gobi Sahil mahatma. |
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| 31. | The Screamers | ||
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When you have a terrible case of diarrhea and it sounds like someone is deflating a wet balloon the size of the Hindenberg.
"Oh my sack! I've just had the maddest case of the screamers!!
"Tom had the screamers so bad i could hear him from next door." "Dude, i just gave birth to the antichrist! savage case of the screamers!" |
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| 32. | poop sweats | ||
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When you have the sudden urge to move your bowels and you start sweating. A real poop emergency. Usually associated with explosive diarrhea. I had to shit so bad yesterday. I couldn't find a bathroom, I had the poop sweats and everything!!
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| 33. | private ryan | ||
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This is when a male fucks a female so hard that her guts cum out like in the movie, "Saving Private Ryan" Chris said, "I want to private ryan Olivia so bad." OR "I privite ryaned that hoe!"
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| 34. | tripa | ||
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Spanish word meaning gut or intestine. I gotta fart so bad that I'm gonna bust a tripa.
Mejor perder una amistad que una tripa. |
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| 35. | cojo | ||
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short for "condom job". when a lucky lady applies a condom to a stiff d, but then just performs an ordinary handjob.
possibly for fear of std's or knuckle children. Bro 1: Did you bust that girl's guts last night?
Bro 2: No man, she took me to her room and gave me the old cojo. |
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