| 1. | typewriter golf | ||
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A type of golf employed by most bad golfers, consists mainly of "hunting" for your ball for 10 minutes and then "pecking" it 20 yards forward. jim: "man steve is really taking a long time to get to the green."
bob: "yeah he plays typewriter golf." |
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| 2. | golf palsy | ||
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Condition that occurs while golfing, that may last an indeterminate amount of time, and causes uncontrollable body movements, and results in a bad swing and high score. I had a good round going until I contracted golf palsy on hole 12... luckily it only lasted one hole.
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| 3. | typewriter golf | ||
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A type of golf employed by most bad golfers, consists mainly of "hunting" for your ball for 10 minutes and then "pecking" it 20 yards forward. steve: "man its really taking jim a long time to get up here to the green."
bob: "yeah he plays typewriter golf." |
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| 4. | Egg Laying Goose | ||
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A really bad golf shot or a really pathetic golf team in Wilmington DE. After driving several golf balls into a pond, the huge grey goose flew off and layed an egg in mid-air.
What an Egg Laying Goose! Want to take a mulligan? |
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| 5. | Golf Clap | ||
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golf clap (gawlf klap) –noun a person (typically of female sex) that does not reciprocate in the act of fornication. i.e. a chick that simply lays on her back while you plow her. coincidentally, a "golf clap" is as worthy of its moniker as an "applause" would be of its own. "It's like when you clap your hands; You don't move just one hand, you move both of them... Unless it's a golf clap."
"She was definitely a 10 until I took her home and found out she was a golf clap." |
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| 6. | Bad Sparkle | ||
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An unusually short and fetching dark-haired young vixen (not unlike a mini Wonder Woman) who possesses an otherworldy/unparalleled gleam within her bright, mischievous, ultimately evil eyes. But her heart is as sparklingly pure and ambitious as it is shaded with desire for the other, darker side, which is unquestionably more than meets the casual eye, which is exceedingly unconventional and certainly tasty, but the sneaky bitch does have quite a tendency to f'n cheat at minature golf. She also has hickeys, adorable teenage-like feet, and a pimp. Bad Sparkle. Bad Sparkle: "I have killer eyes. And I WILL use them. I also fear scarves. And I'm going to be an attorney. I'm dominant. GET OUT OF MY WAY."
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| 7. | Golf Teeth | ||
