To bring bad luck on yourself by citing the obvious
I know I bought a lottery ticket but there is no way I will win. Oh, don't Joner yourself
The point after carrying out a bad idea, at which you immediately realize it was a bad idea.
Johns car overheated, so he pulled to the side of the road to check it out. Without thinking about it, he grabbed a paper towel and used it to protect his hand from the heat as he removed the radiator cap. I'm sure John thought this was a perfect mid-future situation as the boiling antifreeze from the radiator sprayed all over his arms and face.
|24.||st. john's university|
Institution that is brought down by idiots who think just because this university is not Ivy League it must be easy, and when they don't get good grades they blame it on the teachers, or how expensive it is, or whatever else they can come up with. I've seen complete idiots and some of the smartest people I know in this school (and I have friends in Ivy Leagues and "better" schools than this one).
One of the most diverse schools in the nation, ethnic and personality wise. There are schools with great ehtnic diversity, but they all happen to be the same uptight assholes (Georgetown, ajem ajem). There are assholes here too, but they must be 5% of the total population. You can find all kinds of personalities here, and I love that. Fine education, for those who know how to use it (no it won't be handed down to you on a silver platter, work for it lazy ass), and great basketball and soccer teams.
It's in Queens, an hour away from Manhattan. Not a bad location, specially if the city is too much for you.
I happen to think rankings are crap, but for those who care:
-Top 10 for Most Competitive Law School Students (Princeton review)
-Best Northeastern Colleges (Princeton review)
-Top 100 Law Schools (US News & Worlds Report)
-Top 100 Graduate Schools in Education (US News & Worlds Report)
-Standard and Poor's consistently ranks St. John's University graduates among the top universities in the nation with alumni who hold executive positions at Fortune 500 companies
Bu-Shing can be best defined as bud luck for eating at an asian restaurant. Upon receipt of the fortune cookie following the meal, should the cookie not contain a fortune, then this is called Bu-Shing, therefore the recipient of this unfortunate cookie will endure seven years of bad luck from that day.
Example 1 - Wayne John Beck was eating at Big Wok Mongolian BBQ at 9:09pm on Saturday November 10th, 2007. Following Mr. Beck's meal, he opened his fortune cookie only to discover BU-SHING. Mr. Beck was scared and ricewine began to pour from his eyes. He was advised by the staff at the restaurant to lock himself up in his house for the next seven years. No one has seen Mr. Beck since.
Example 2 - There was an episode of "Saved By The Bell," in which "Screech," observed this occurrence when he opened his fortune cookie at a restaurant he went to. Screech did not believe in Bu-Shing as he was acting. Two epidoes later "Saved By the Bell," was CANCELED. Years later, "Screech" who's real name is Dustin Diamond is now a member of Celebrity Fit Club.
Someone who hangs around you like a bad smell, following you everywhere you go without encouragement, copying whatever it is you do in the hope that your good fortune might rub off on them.
For instance, you go fishing and you find this really good remote spot, out on a rock all by yourself, miles from anyone else. Then a goat's milk comes along and wants to share the exact same space in the hope that they'll get to catch a fish too.
(This is a saying that originated in the 1940's I believe. I learnt this saying from my parents when I was a kid, whenever I told them about the loser kid at school who was hanging around
"Uh-oh, here's comes goat's milk, quick, let's hide!"
Something that is uniquely cool and badass. You can't really describe it or want to say something that makes you look like you're jockin' so you just say "hard shit."
It's like when you step into some soft dogshit. It sucks and stays on your shoes and you look stupid. If you step on some hard shit you luck out and it is good fortune because even though you stepped on shit you are smooth enough to not get any on your shoe and as if nothing can touch you.
"Damn, that fool has a sweet rig."
"Yeah, that's some hard shit right there."
|28.||Mew Mew Kitty Fuck|
When mentally unstable middle-aged women desperately attempt the notion of "fine dining" on a woman's cooter with no idea of what the hell they are doing. Usually involving their hands placed on their face while they end up slightly sticking their tounge in and out of their mouth, much like that of a kitten attempting to drink water......nowhere close to the clitoris AT ALL! Note: This is no way due to lack of lesbian experience, as much as lack of any sort of sexual know-how.
ex- Rent "Psycho Lesbian Babes from the Mental Ward IV". Watch the scene in which adult film screen actress Martha Hess, attempts to go DOWN TOWN JULIE BROWN!
That whore was a mew mew kitty fuck. I need a good carpet munching NOW!