Generally, a hater can be described as a person who dislikes and defamates a person, group, or concept for various reasons. There are three types of haters in the world, their categorization based upon their reason(s) for said hating. All of the following are said to engage in the consumption of Haterade.more...
1. The Hillbilly Hater - This is the hater that no one really takes seriously because of his ancient views and racial superiority complex. The Hillbilly Hater wishes there were still lynchings every weekend at McAveddy's farm and blames the Jews and Mexicans for his own lack of wealth. You know you've met a Hillbilly Hater when he claps and cheers when watching The O'Reilly Factor. This hater is not limited to any one race or ethnicity, but applies to anyone who blames another group of people for war, poverty, famine, termites, and his insufficient phallus.
2. The Compensator Hater - Possibly the most infuriating of haters, the Compensator Hater makes negative connotations or outright talks trash on peers and often friends not out of any true hatred, but to make himself look less pathetic. Jealousy is a key factor and cockblocking is his forte. If a girl shows interest in you and not him, you can be sure this hater will go behind your back and tell her that you already have a girlfriend. Because you work out at the gym and have a stronger physique tha...
Luke becomes a Jedi Knight, almost shacks up with his sister and defeats the Empire on a weekly basis. On his weekends he enjoys fishing and fucking around with his droid.more...
Before he was a Jedi Knight he was raised by some sand farmers. Apprently there's a big demand for sand on Tatooine.
Anyway that sister he almost shacked up with, Princess Laid-ahh, well she's doing a space pirate called Hand's Alone and he totally kicks ass. Back to the plot though, this dude call Old Dirty Ben is actually Obi Wan Ken-to-tha-Obi. He gives Luke a piece so that mofos on the street don't mess with him and teaches him how to work that thing.
One time he got in a fight with a Sand People guy (they were Sand Men, but the feminist took care of that) and totally kicked his ass. He got smoked by one in the first film but got his own back. It wasn't in the film, but its heavily implied. Pretty sure thats right.
Well later we learn his dad was a prick then he turned good for like 1 minute so that was supposed to make everything ok. I dunno. Luke almost kills him. Thats pretty fucked up. His dad cut his hand off too while they were on Jerry Springer. The show was like "My dad's a douche and blew up a planet" or something.
Luke learns shit from Yodel. He's like Kermit, but without the business sense. Kermit ran a tight ship on the Muppet Show. I don't how that Fuzzy Bear or whatever stayed on. I never got any of his jokes!
One time Luke Skywalker was on the Muppet Show. It's totally true! I'm...
|10.||Conker's bad fur day|
The most funny game to ever come to N64 and the gaming community as a whole (Goldeneye might be a bit better and just a little bit). It has movie parodies of the following films:-
-Full Metal Jacket
-Saving Private Ryan
-Some vampire thingy with Keanu Reeves
-some goodfellas rip off (the wasps....you know what i mean)
-and so many many more
Everyone ((greystation/blackstation 2 that makes some dumb noise)fans)was expecting this to be a Banjo Kazzooie knock off but they got donkey punched
Normal Person:-hey have you ever played Conker's Bad Fur Day on N64 or even Xbox live?
some playstation fan:-its 4 wusses i like GTA because i am a clone and go into a dream like state when i play.......moannnnnnnnnn..
Normal Person:- wow you are very open minded....
When an actor wins an Oscar and immediately begins making a string of films in which it is patently obvious they are whoring for more Oscars. This is especially the case when the character played is sentimental, mawkish, and the film incredibly cheesy. Named after Robin Williams, who won an Oscar for Good Will Hunting, and proceeded to make a slew of incredibly bad films - What Dreams May Come, Patch Adams, Jakob the Liar, and Bicennetennial Man.
"Man, Kevin Spacey's caught a bad case of Robinwilliamsitis - wins his second Oscar for American Beauty, and follows it up with crap like Pay It Forward, K-PAX, The Shipping News, and The Life of David Gale."
Movie genre first appearing in the 1980's where extensive or extravagant computer-generated imagery (CGI) results in a mainstream film that is akin to a sexually pornographic film, where the outline of the film consists of numerous sexual acts, tied together with a flimsy plot, often with comically bad segues. CGI porn, like sex porn is written knowing that the target audience does not care if there is a plot, as they are just waiting to masturbate during the next scene. Audience masturbation during CGI porn may or may not involve stroking of the penis, but is usually accompanied by similar vocalizations.
Can also refer to individual segments of feature films or shorts that were obviously written solely for the enjoyment of the CGI staff (aka CAD jockeys).
Tron (1982) and Last Starfighter (1984) were the earliest feature-length CGI films, but The Matrix is a much more definitive example of CGI Porn.
|13.||pulling a jessica|
When you put on a movie wih bad taste ruining the mood i.e. dancing films, garbage low budget films
Thats one bad movie, they're pulling a jessica.
|14.||Worst British Actress|
The worst british actress is, in all entirety, Emma Charlotte Duerre Watson. Actually French, she was raised in England and brought up (horribly) to be an insanely bad actress in the Harry Potter Movies.
"hey look, there goes the Worst British Actress ever!"
"Emma Watson! you know, the ginger girl in the harry potter films!"
"Where?! Where is she? i want to snog her so bad!!!!"
"Haha, Sara, you looked!"