| 50. | Bobcat | ||
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A term used after the 2011-2012 Charlotte Bobcats had the worst winning percentage in NBA history. The term "Bobcat" is used to represent a bad performance, bad score or having a horrible winning percentage. This can be applied to anything from sports to school. Time to go study. If I don't, I'll Bobcat my final exams.
Our team has to score more points so we don't pull a Bobcats. I just Bobcat my drivers test. I will have to come back tomorrow to retake it. |
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| 51. | clusterfucker | ||
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Those drivers you see who leave a complete clusterfuck in their wake and have no idea of the chaos they cause. You know, the ones who stop in the left lane cause they wanna make a right turn and don't want to be inconvenienced as to miss their street and have to go around the block, but don't give two shits or are just too self-absorbed to notice the four car pile up they almost caused by slamming on the brakes in the middle of the street before deciding to give any indication of their intentions by putting their right turn signal on once they are at a dead stop. These same assclowns who exit the interstate from the left lane causeing the right two lanes of traffic to hit the brakes. Or they get to the end of an on ramp and STOP! The ones who pull out of a shopping center straight to the left turn lane before figuring out they won't fit, so they end up completely blocking the lane going straight. And then just sit there, instead of backup up back into the parking lot and let traffic go by. Can usually be found driving a prius, a caprice classic or some other shitty car. "Look at this asshat coming out of the strip mall trying to get across two lanes of traffic to get to the left turn lane. Why didn't he just exit on the side street, and go straight thru the light? God, What a clusterfucker!"
"Check out this clusterfucker blocking the intersection?! Now we're gonna have to sit thru this light again... It should be legal to shoot stupid fucks." |
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| 52. | BiG G | ||
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1.(n.) A dumbass, illiterate, mother fucker that couldn't even spell his name without looking at his drivers license first. (Oops, I forgot, he's probably too fucking stupid to get a license--he had to use little baby building blocks to trace the letters.) I heard someone say something that was about to get them an ass beating, but then I noticed it was BiG G; and I would really feel bad for kicking a retards' ass.
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| 53. | ohio | ||
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flat as hell and god awful west of Columbus; bad drivers The guy from Ohio tried to run me off the road.
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| 54. | oriental | ||
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Politically incorrect term used in place of "Asian." Correct usage should be an adjective for things like inanimate objects, not humans. Correct usage: There's an Oriental rug store on Derbe Drive.
or Are you going to the Oriental market? Incorrect usage: Is that dude oriental? or Orientals are known to be bad drivers. |
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| 55. | Ohio | ||
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The most American and least distinct of all 50 states, for better and for worse. A bit of everything from city, farm, suburb, decaying industry, new industry, colleges, malls, liberals, conservatives, etc. means that we have nothing that makes us really stand out. (Contrary to the POV of the person here who has some weird bitter vendetta about a car accident...if only we had a rep like Boston for bad drivers, at least that would be distinctive, but in reality we don't.) By the way, none of y'all can pronounce it right, which makes me think everyone here either just drove through once, or never got south of Akron or west of Athens. Nothing says "generic" like "Ohio."
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| 56. | Florida | ||
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The southern most state in the Continental US. People who live there range from hot girls in thongs to old geriatric patients. Anyone can get a drivers license in Florida; they come in cereal boxes as surprises. The education sucks there, while taxes keep rising. The main attractions are Walt Di$ney World, Universal Studios, Busch Gardens, Miami, Key West, and Panama Beach, although most Floridians have no idea they have a panhandle, let alone a city named Panama. Ask any Floridan what the capital is, and most will say Miami, thanks to the wonderful education system. Florida is also home to some of the best beaches in the East. What Florida lacks in social skills, it more than makes up in social life, as the clubs and beaches are filled with georgeous women (and men, if that's your preference) who know how to party, with or without others. Although Florida is technically a "Southern" state, it is very liberal in its thinking in the major metropolitan areas. Those centers allow for openly gay relationships, interracial dating, and other things the "South" traditionally stands against. However, away from those metro areas, the people become even less educated than the others and the true "Southern" mentality comes out. Very conservative in their own right, centers like Ocala and Lake City have very high majority rednecks. As a whole, however, despite its flaws, Florida is, and will always be, America's favorite place to migrate. more...
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