<read in irish-esque accent>
so, ya wake up one mahrnin', and ye drank a wee bit too much last nite. and ya hav a massive headache. now, this headache, it makes ya feel like shit. and yer nose starts to bleed, cuz your so damn hungover. now, ya walk outside to get some fresh air, and yer neighbors shittin on your lawn (welcome mat if u live in the city). you say 'hey asshole! stop it, and clean it up.' so he give's ye the finger and cracks ya in the head with an aluminum baseball bat. so, y'ave a concussion. and ya think 'shit this hurts, i better go to der hossspitallll.......'. so ya run 2 redlights, cuz y'uv become so dizzy that ya can't straight, or colors for that matter. so on the third, you're too fucked up to notice the 18 wheeler thats about to blindside ya. so ya wake up in the hospital, with no car insurance. so to recap....
-shit in the lawn
-4000 gallons of spilled gas from the truck
-broken ribs, legs, arms, neck, and you can never get boner again.
-and a cop writin u a ticket for not havin car insurance.
all cuz yer buddy said, 'yer 'avin a bad day, come to this party with me'
shit thats a bad day.
|bad day videos|
The day you wake up hit your head on numerous objects, trip on several steps, and coincidentaly spill mustard on your white (insert type of clothing here). Usually formulates around Mondays and/or any days of a menstral cycle (this includes males)
Sally is having a bad day.
I'm having a bad day
BAD DAY: You know it's gonna be a bad day when you step in chewing gum with your right foot and doggie doo with your left foot-----and that's before you leave your bathroom!----
and you don't even chew gum!-----and you don't even have a dog!
"You're having a bad day when your bathroom is a sticky, shitty mine field!"
A guy was watching over his kid for nightly prayers.
The kid says, "Goodnight mommy, daddy, grandpa, and goodbye grandma."
The next day the grandma dies. The guy thinks this is really weird. That night, the kid says "Goodnight mommy, daddy, and goodbye grandpa" The next day the grandpa dies.
The father is like this is really weird. That night the kid says, "Goodngiht mommy, and goodbye daddy."
The father freaks. He's all like I'm gonna die. So the next day he goes to work really slowly and carefully, and is nice to everyone at work. at the end of the day, he drives home really carefully and collapses into a chair.
He says," Honey, can you get me a cup of coffee? I've had a really bad day. She says YOU'VE had a bad day! I found the mailman dead on the doorstep!
person1: hey u heard bout dis guy who had a really bad day, people started dropping dead infront of him.
person2: who died
person1: first the grandma died then the grandad died, then th following morning the postman was dead on the doorstep
person2: lol fail
This is the most famous song of Daniel Powter and it is used in "American idol 2006". The video is pretty cool
I like this song because the "BAD DAY" makes 2 people become lovers
2. Female: period
3. Male: that day where you just want to punch anyone that comes near you.
1. Shit, it's Monday.
2. Mary's having a bad day. Must be her time of the month.
3. Jon's having a bad day. Watch out for him. He might punch you for no reason.