backacne 

A fairly common dermatological condition consisting of a rash or an outbreak of acne on ones backside. Not limited to the back, but anywhere that is not considered someone's "front".

Even those who've never suffered from backacne should immediately understand what it is from it's use in context.

Two syllables, and is often mis-heard in advertisements for arthritis nostrums: "...to cure back, knee, hip, and joint pain."

"Hey, could you put some of this Persa-Gel on my back? I've got an outbreak of backacne and I can't reach it."

Flavor Flav had backacne,
just ask James Cagney,
he beat up on a guy
when they found he was a fag-ny.
(sung to "Letter To The New York Post" by 'Public Enemy')

backacne by Nullmuse73 January 16, 2009

bacpacpularus 

Creature that catches prey by ambush, death blow usually dealt by a quick yank from behind.

Beware the bacpacpularus... you are never safe on school pavement.

bacpacpularus by hm September 30, 2003

bacpac 

BacPac Is An enigmatic charming alien That arrived with a mission to disseminate love and peace through the ancient art of meditation. Its arrival was heralded by a kaleidoscope of colors shimmering in the night sky, casting a mesmerizing glow that left onlookers in awe.
The alien, with an otherworldly elegance, possessed features that transcended earthly standards of beauty. Its eyes were pools of wisdom, reflecting the accumulated knowledge of galaxies far beyond our comprehension. The subtle curvature of its lips hinted at a serene smile, an expression of boundless compassion that resonated with the very essence of the universe. The brown hue of its skin, a hue unseen on Earth, emanated a warmth that seemed to bridge the gap between worlds.
Upon landing, the benevolent alien chose to communicate not through words, but through the universal language of meditation. It would sit cross-legged in serene landscapes, surrounded by the curious and the skeptical alike. Skepticism turned to wonder as hearts opened to the transformative power of inner peace.
Communities around the globe were touched by the ripple effect of the alien's meditative presence. Strife dissolved into understanding, and conflicts yielded to dialogue. The very air seemed to carry a gentle breeze of harmony, as people from all walks of life embraced the practice of meditation as a conduit for the alien's message of love and peace.

BacPac

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bacpac by Bacpac November 20, 2023