can of bacon 

Someone who never knows what they're saying and always doing something dumb

"Why are you drinking bleach, you're such a can of bacon"

can of bacon by Bill Woods January 1, 2017

baconeggandcheese 

A New York delicacy consisting of a roll, semi-scrambled egg, american cheese, and bacon. You can get this from the corner store or bodega. It is not a "bacon, egg, and cheese" it is one word. It is primarily served with an Arizona Ice Tea.

Friend 1: Hey you want anything from the corner store?
A New Yorker: Yeah, let me get a baconeggandcheese
Friend 1: A what
A New Yorker: You know the roll, the egg, the bacon....a baconeggandcheese
Friend 1: Oh iight bet. I'll get you an Arizona, too.

baconeggandcheese by Kat9275 July 4, 2017

Gay bacon

Those rainbow candy strips that look like bacon but gayer.

"Mm that's some good gay bacon"

Gay bacon by anonymoooooouse November 4, 2018

There's no bacon 

The best answer ever to any question starting with "What's wrong with"

Person 1: What's wrong with this picture?
Person 2: There's no bacon

Hilarity ensues

There's no bacon by Andrew Brown September 27, 2005

Bacon Academy 

Bacon Academy is a great place to learn how to lie and get high, it is also a good place for bullshitting with Dennis(security guard) if your interested in enrollment for bacon academy, just know that you will get jumped for snitching

Bacon Academy, where the grades are low and the students are high

Bacon Academy by ThcTim October 16, 2021

Tiptoe Bacon 

A large woman wearing highheels. Mostly seen in danceclubs, parties, or weddings.

Dude 1. "Man! check out all the cattle on the dancefloor!"

Dude 2. "Holy shit! Your right! Theres a lot of tiptoe bacon out there"

Jeff- "Hey Chris! Check out that tiptoe bacon trying to balance herself in those shoes! "She looks like a tightrope walker"

Chris-"Holy shit, look out! ! Shes heading to the dancefloor!"

Tiptoe Bacon by Robistro September 5, 2012

Bacon Legs 

Bacon Legs is an American expression used to describe a promiscuous woman, who upon having had intercourse with many different men over the course of the week, develops figuratively greasy thighs that are then impossible to close manually for several days. The thighs are thrust open, as if coated in bacon grease.

Based on information gathered from industry insiders, Ariana Grande’s popular hit ‘Thank You, Next’ was originally slated to be called ‘Bacon Legs.’ Republic Records ultimately decided to change the name in order to avoid controversy, fearing ‘Bacon Legs’ might adversely affect album sales.

-Dude, Kim has been bringing a different guy home every night! And she’s walking around like Woody from toy story with slippery bow legs

—She broke up with Jacob and has been banging dudes all week. She’s gone full bacon legs bro, now’s the time to tell her how you feel

Bacon Legs by Peru2019 April 16, 2019