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Kevin Baconning 

When you attend a social event as the distant acquaintance (through multiple degrees and links) of the host or guest of honor.

John is at the party because he is
best friend's with Gary,
who is dating Sasha,
who is Michelle's older sister,
who is working for Jerome,
who is throwing the party.
John: So I went to Gary's girlfriend Sasha's, sister's boss's party last night and it was awkward as hell.
Jack: Oh so you were just Kevin Baconning it.
John: Yeah, I guess.


Kevin Baconning by Jackson Wu. March 30, 2009
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balconing 

Jumping from a balcony to a pool below. Or missing...
We were balconing when Jimmy cracked his head open on the pavement
balconing by balconer August 15, 2010

Banning Spree 

For a moderator or administraitor of some sort banning alot of people in a short period of time. With or without reason, and for any period of time.
Example:
Miniclip Fourms:

Catguy333: *SPAM*
Catguy444: *SPAM*
Catguy555: *TROLL*
Catguy666: *GOOD POSTS*
Catguy777: *FLAMING*
Moderator: *Bans Catguy333, Catguy444, Catguy555, Catguy666, and Catguy777*
Dogguy: Wow, Moderator just went on a banning spree.
Moderator: *Bans Dogguy*
Banning Spree by Illy the Cat March 6, 2010

Shadow Banning 

Shadow banning, also called stealth banning, ghost banning or comment ghosting, is the act of blocking or partially blocking a user or their content from an online community so that it will not be readily apparent to the user that they have been banned. For instance, shadow banned comments posted to a blog or media website will not be visible to other persons accessing that site from their computers.

By partly concealing, or making a user's contributions invisible or less prominent to other members of the service, the hope may be that in the absence of reactions to their comments, the problematic or otherwise out-of-favour user will become bored or frustrated and leave the site, and that spammers and trolls will not create new accounts.
I was trolling a snowflake FB group and got my ass shadow banned, it was fun while it lasted.

Dude i have to keep shadow banning these extremists for posting lies and fake news.
Shadow Banning by Sir Kick Ass October 14, 2020

Pulling a Banning 

The art of annoying the absolute hell out of someone for the pure enjoyment of watching their faces explode shortly after.
"Why's little Johnny being so difficult today?" "Oh don't worry miss, he's just pulling a Banning.."

"If you don't stop pulling a Banning you'll be doing your own washing next week.."
Pulling a Banning by frank_sinatra September 5, 2011

banning lewis prep 

A school filled with crap teachers only few can teach. Rich white kids all around. Fights almost every day. Everyone is up in each others business and the dress code sucks. No one gives to shits about grades. The principal even quit 2 days in. This school is crap and no one should go there. Drugs are bad and so is vaping. Go somewhere else snooty white kids whose parents don’t give two shits
Billy: My moms trying to send me to banning.
Levi: like banning Lewis prep? That shit hole of a school.

Billy: yeah.
Levi: I’m sorry dude
banning lewis prep by Tater8205 October 3, 2019

baconing 

Baconing (verb): the act of enjoying bacon.
We were baconing all last night.

Mary was baconing instead of doing her homework.

As the earth was being attacked by aliens, Jimmy was completely fine because he was baconing.

Stan was caught baconing alone by his wife.
baconing by rgg September 14, 2012