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Baconnoisseur 

An expert on Bacon.
Jack is quite the baconnoisseur.
Baconnoisseur by Zmoosk May 19, 2010

baconing 

Baconing (verb): the act of enjoying bacon.
We were baconing all last night.

Mary was baconing instead of doing her homework.

As the earth was being attacked by aliens, Jimmy was completely fine because he was baconing.

Stan was caught baconing alone by his wife.
baconing by rgg September 14, 2012

The BaconMan

Noun: Origin- working class America, 1998- A man who was sweating profusely during work one day and refused to take a break. This upset his coworker so badly, he yelled at him "YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU SMELL LIKE A BIG GREASY SLAB OF BACON. YOUR A BIG FAT BACONMAN!" The Bacon Man couldnt do anything but laugh at it! He loved it so much, he called it a day for the whole crew, and bought them beer. The BaconMan was born that day. '

He uses this name for his every day life, including all documents and such. While his License says his real name, Robert Kelley, it is signed "The Bacon Man".

The Bacon Man is a local radio DJ for a community college station, as well as an avid karaoke contest contestant throughout all of the Ma south shore, cape cod, and the islands. He also enjoys bacon as one of hsi favorite foods.

In short, "Baconman" is defined as:

1) a sweaty worker who smells like a slab of greasy bacon

2) an entertainer, performer, and cannibal
"Do you smell bacon?" (when looking around for it, The BaconMan" you find a fat sweaty guy causing that delicious aroma)
The BaconMan by Bacon and Leggs October 14, 2012

baconman 

He is a man who loves bacon. Without his bacon he could die. He also has a lot of friends.
thats baconman!
baconman by dhusagpfghwiufhufufhydh February 28, 2018

Baconnwaffle0 

A new vocabary word V1nce created when he sees a loser, he calls them a Baconnwaffle0
Look at this fucking Baconnwaffle0 over here, what a fucking pussy
Baconnwaffle0 by Asian V1nce May 14, 2022

baconnaise 

The greatest food ever tasted by mortals. Essentially spreadable bacon.

It can make any meal no matter how bad into the main course. It is even Kosher certified.
Baconnaise + bacon + bacon bits = the world peace.