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SBC (Senior Bacon Cheeseburger) 

Anyone familiar with the fast food chain Wendys is most likely also familiar with the JBC, or junior bacon cheeseburger. Costing only 99 cents apiece, these babies give the average joe by far the best bang for his(or her) buck. The SBC is two JBC's stacked, and then flattened to fit in the mouth. Some modifications include a layer of ketchup or mayo between the two burgers, but really anything is possible. This invention is thought to have originated in the East Coast state of Maryland, somewhere near the town of Elkridge, by a MR. C...but its origins are not definitely known.
YO, Jimmy just pounded THREE SBC's!!

Gimme That Bacon Cheeseburger 

The size rankings in between Gimme That Cheeseburger (aka fat bitch), Gimme That Double Cheeseburger (really fat bitch), and Gimme That Triple Cheeseburger (obese fat bitch.
Use of Gimme That Bacon Cheeseburger

Guy #1: Man that chick was Gimme That Cheeseburger.
Guy #2: Nah, she was more like gimme that Gimme That Bacon Cheeseburger. Not small enough to be Gimme That Cheeseburger but not big enough to be Gimme That Double Cheeseburger.

double bacon cheeseburger 

idk what's in the double bacon cheeseburger
but it has alot of meat

Western Bacon Cheeseburger 

When your girlfriend eats a Western Bacon Cheeseburger, then during sex you mount her while she's taking a shit
"I just pulled a Western Bacon Cheeseburger on my girlfriend"
"Nasty"

Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger 

A burger from Jack-in-the-box which contains a constipatingly large amount of cheese, 2 meat patties and of course, bacon, mayo, mustard and ketchup. No tomato or lettuce to speak of. This burger is most commonly consumed by the HOMOSAPIEN BAKEDUS, a nocturnally-feeding animal. Consumption almost always ends up with regret the following day.
Damn dude. Charlie ate that entire Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger. He's gonna shit himself in his sleep.

Bacon Double Cheeseburger 

One of the best post drinking session treats

Made by the good people at Burger King™

Basically a double burger with bacon strips and it is'nt ruined by putting on too many vegetables and mayo like a Big Mac™

Do you want another drink?
No, lets go to Burger King™ cause i really fancy a Bacon Double Cheeseburger