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Also known as a security guard or 2.5 Not quite full pork just bacon bits
Is that a cop. Nope just the bacon bits (mall security)
by TheCRACKERman September 20, 2005
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Not good enough to be a real cop (commonly called bacon, so they just settled for being bacon bits. They are commonly seen at malls. They carry a beater stick but no guns or anything a real policeman has.

Also called beggin strips, crooks dont know it's not real bacon (taken from beggin strip dog treat commercial)
Watch out...its the cops

Cops...? Nah...thats just bacon bits. They cant do shit
by Sokerguy November 14, 2005
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A word used to call security officers and private police.Derived from the salad topping food-baconbitsmeaning not real bacon.

*also know as "rent-a-cop".
I used to be a Baconbit at the racetrack because we were cheaper than using real police.
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A rent-a-cop; not good/important enough to be referred to as a "pig" or bacon, they're given the diminutive nickname of "bacon bit".
I thought we'd be in trouble when the 5-0 started rollin' up, but then I just realized it was the bacon bits they use for mall security.
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Bits of poop that cling to your butt hair due to having a poo poo bum.
"My younger sister eats Bacon Bits like boogers."
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Little ground up pieces of fake bacon. They taste pretty good but leave a bad after-taste.
I don't like salad, but i could sure go for some of those Bacon Bits on my pizza.
by tim January 15, 2004
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the extra parts of the vagina...also known as the roast beef curtain
man that is one meaty set of bacon bits...she is about used and abused...
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