The Bacon Law as it is known states that when someone doesn't want bacon they are wrong and bacon is right.
When someone doesn't want bacon you have the right to invoke the bacon law which automatically makes them wrong.
Oh you don't want bacon? Bacon Law states that you are wrong!
n. Delicious strips of juicy, pork heaven. Served often at breakfast with eggs, but perfectly good served alone and at any time of day.
Joe: "There are only two kinds of people in this world, those who love bacon..."
John: "...and those who love bacon but won't admit it."
a sudden, intuitive perception of a new recipe with bacon as an ingredient, usually initiated by hunger and followed by intense need to perceive the scent of bacon.
"I had a baconiphany. I had the pizza place add bacon as a topping on my pizza."
|4.||Vertical Bacon sandwich (VBS)|
a derogatory yet hilarious term for the female genitalia.
'lets go extract the mayonnaise from some Vertical bacon sandwich (VBS)tonight'
A loser that does anything for bacon and is obsessed with all bacon flavored products.
Duder 1: "Is that bacon cologne? No girl is going to fuck you with that on."
Duder 2: "Dude I don't care, I'm all about the bacon!"
Duder 1: "You're such a bac-o-whore."
A vastly over-appreciated slab of what I assume was once pig, with more fat than one would like to contemplate. Smells somewhat appealing between 6:00 and 8:00 in the morning, but only because the nose isn't working to it's full potential at those hours.
Tastes incredibly disappointing, especially considering the hype surrounding it. After tasting it, the average person is inclined to think about who in their right mind would worship such a thing. The correct answer is, of course, the adolescent male, who will worship just about anything served to him on a plate.
Bacon Lover (to large group of fellow bacon lovers): Brethren, come view this monstrosity with me.
Bacon Lover (to Bacon Resenter): BACON!
Bacon Resenter (while vomiting): Curse you!
Large group of bacon lovers: *simultaneous gasp*
1) A realm in which the streets are paved with, the fruit of the trees are, and the very air is filled with bacon; a bacon-lover's paradise
2) A euphoric, nearly orgasmic state a person can be in after consuming the perfect amount of bacon with their meal
1) "I had the dream again: I was in bacontopia and it was awesome!"
2) There was so much bacon on my pizza... was in bacontopia!