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1. The state of a human penis after having been cock blocked by a po-police officer. 2. An irregularly shaped bacon that closely resembles a penis.
1. -"Gary, what did tha cop do to you? Do you still have a hard-on?"
-"Of course not - I've got bacon cock."

2. "Man, look at this yoke soaked bacon cock next to my eggs. That's some grizzle shizzle, ma nizzle."
by yomammas March 27, 2003
 
1.
this repacement for the word "word". if you dont know what word means search it! :D
bobby "dude im soo high"
mason "bacon cock"
by fucking kangaroo! December 27, 2010