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Any fucktard cop (that goes double for sherriffs and deputies) who is concerned only with making his quota. These dickheads will even go as far as pulling a bicyclist over, but are too scared to run off the bums around the corner who make a public nuisance of themselves by living, sleeping, and getting drunk on public property.
See that bacon bitch hiding behind that tree there? He pulled a friend of mine over who was biking to work the other day. Gave him a $250 ticket for running a stop sign, and there was no traffic anywhere! My friend did say the bacon bitch had a big, red wet stain running down from the crotch of his uniform.
by i hate cops August 08, 2006

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A police officer, specifically a crooked one; A cop who worries more about making his/her quota than doing their job. They usually show their true bitchiness during the end of the month, similar to a woman's menstrual cycle.
We were all just chillin, having fun, then bacon bitch rolled up on us for no reason!
by Amaretto Kramer February 09, 2006

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One with a bacon fetish, or just loves bacon, who does sexual favours in exchange for bacon.
Lydia is Blake's Bacon Bitch!
by KaeMERae February 07, 2009

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A police officer, specifically a crooked one; A cop who worries more about making his/her quota than doing their job.
We were all just chillin, having fun, then bacon bitch rolled up on us!
by Amaretto Kramer February 08, 2006

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