Jackie: Had a great start to my day, I was sound asleep and was woken-up by my man giving me a Bacon-and-Eggs!
Normal person: Did ya mate? I had a fucking bacon and egg this morning!
This could be followed by others saying: oh dear mate, you've just been bacon and egged!
Can be reinforced with actions such as those that imitate a bazuka, catapult etc firing bacon and egg at them.