Bacondog 

God.

Bacondog is the divine power who controls Illuminati.

It was given birth during a boring class, and was created by Lady BBQ of Bacondawg who was interested in bacon planets.

Scrambles: This is missing something

sisce: IT NEEDS MORE BACONDOG!!!!

Bacondog by ScramblesTheDeathKoala May 21, 2014

backdog

Defaming, insulting, or verbally abusing someone without their knowledge. This method of slander is often done behind the target's back, but can also be done in the person's presence without them being privy to the subject of the blaspheme. Regularly confused with 'backstabbing', backdogging someone is much more severe, with deep animosity and hostility almost always implied.

Tyler backdogged Grady, but Grady is so ignorant he had no idea what was going on.

backdog by J-Morrison September 6, 2006

Baco-Dog 

A hot dog wrapped in bacon, topped with grilled onions and peppers, with a selection of mayo, ketchup and mustard. An explosion of delicious, orgasmic flavor in the mouth. Created on grills attached to shopping carts by young Mexican vendors, these special dogs can be found in various locations in Southern California. Most notable venues include Home Depot Center and Staples Center after sporting events. After said event, a young Hispanic man will swing the cart in your face sometimes knocking you unconscious, while shouting "How many how many how many how many!!!..."

The Baco-dog is 100% unsafe for people of all ages. Besides the unknown and unreliable source of the meat, the dirty hands of the vendor, the airborne dirt, debris and viruses, the heart beat rate has been scientifically proven to SLOW DOWN upon consumption.

Often enjoyed with Churros.

Sergio: "Oh man, my heart hurts"
Orlando: "What's wrong man?"
Sergio: "I just ate three Baco-Dogs."
Mike: "Oh shit I want a Baco-Dog.

Baco-Dog by Na3 August 10, 2009

Baconography

The intimate study of bacon.

can also be used as:
baconographer
baconographist

I was involved in some serious baconography this morning.

I'm concerned about the recent rise in the level of interest Leroux has been showing towards baconography.

Baconography by fireferret September 23, 2012

bacoogone 

little orange kid

me and the bacoogone are headed to the sto.

bacoogone by goshy1 December 8, 2021