ass-backwards

adj. - wrong, abnormal, negatively unique, against the norm (the norm owns mee)

Why do anything the normal way when we can do it ass-backwards?

by Joe March 20, 2003

Ass backwards

Beyond the phrase 'being backward'. It means lacking any insight, intelligence, correct action, respect to human rights, cultural sophistication, and most of all common sense.

Having a parked car on the lawn while drunk on a couch also on the lawn ass backwards.

Being racist is ass backwards.

In the computer game Civilization having your nation in the dark ages when every other group is building spacecraft is being completely ass backwards.

Putting something together wrong is ass backwards.

by egnarooorange November 17, 2008

ass backwards

ssa.

And this definition must have at least 20 letters and 3 words.

Ass backwards spells ssA.

by Jan-Peter Balkenende July 14, 2005

ASS BACKWARDS

a popular group of people who think outside of the box.

title of a good book that will be published

I learned alot from kodiack and ass backwards.org

by Chacca June 1, 2007

fell ass-backwards

To come into great fortune/luck unexpectedly, especially through imprudent behavior.

A: "Did you know that Jane blew her birthday money all on one ring as an impulse buy, turns out the stone was worth 10x what she paid!"

B: "Damn! She really fell ass-backwards into something huh!"

by khdoll September 11, 2010

stupid ass backwards

Lacking professional judgment or expertise in a given situation or procedure resulting in improperly assembling/repairing an object or resolving a political/personnel issue.

or for you retards out there.

When somebody who doesn't have a fucking clue what there doing tries to master something they know nothing about while fucking it up in the most humiliating and damaging way.

See Manager or Six Flags

1. God dammit Jimmy, What they hell where you thinking when you assembled that train stupid ass backwards. Now your dumb ass is going to be here all night taking it apart.

2. Way to go, Out of all the ways to do it you decided to do it stupid ass backwards.

by SixFlagsFiesta July 31, 2009

Fall ass backwards

To be given a job, responsiblity, etc. Abruptly and with little notice. Generally last minute and annoying.

Example of fall ass backwards:

Mom: I'm leaving watch the baby! Bye!!!
Kid: WHAT?!? No I can't even clean this thing if it shits the bed!!!
Mom: I tough you a while ago.
Kid: that was my sister!
Mom:*speeds off in car*

Governor Patterson of new York.

by Fuckedoverbabysitter June 6, 2009