backsplash
I knew that guy shits bricks...when he came out of the toilet he got backsplashed so bad he looked like he had a shower
backsplash by krak ho August 18, 2003
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Backsplash Barrier
The layer of toilet paper you put in the toilet before you take a dump. Helps to prevent backsplash and also makes crapping quieter as there are no more splashing noises.
A: Why'd you take so long, bro?
B: Dude, I had to take a shower after I took a dump due to all the backsplash on my ass.
A: Gross. Next time don't forget the backsplash barrier.
Girl1: I hate pooping! It's embarrassing coz people can hear you sometimes.
Girl2: Hellooo, backsplash barrier? Keeps your butt clean and also makes pooping virtually soundless.
B: Dude, I had to take a shower after I took a dump due to all the backsplash on my ass.
A: Gross. Next time don't forget the backsplash barrier.
Girl1: I hate pooping! It's embarrassing coz people can hear you sometimes.
Girl2: Hellooo, backsplash barrier? Keeps your butt clean and also makes pooping virtually soundless.
Backsplash Barrier by qinomo December 16, 2011
Blumpkin Backsplash Facial
when you are sitting on the toilet taking a dump while getting a blowjob... and right before you bust a load you drop a huge dump and the water from the toilet and ur jizz hits the girl in the face at the same time
Blumpkin Backsplash Facial by gainesvilletim89 March 5, 2009
backsplash
n. That refreshing little spash of toilet water that hits you right on the hole after you've plopped a turd just right. Mmmm, mountain fresh.....
backsplash by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 13, 2004
backstash
The act or acting of trying to cut someone off, either verbally or physically. Making someone feel uncomfortable or uneasy while eating a freshly ripened banana. Also see: stashing
I was walking down the street with my friend, when he walked in front of me and cut me off when talking to him, he double backstashed me.
I couldn't enjoy my banana because the turtle was backstashing me.
I couldn't enjoy my banana because the turtle was backstashing me.
backstash by Dylan Geremia February 4, 2008
Backsplash protection
When one is on their way to excrete the devil from their bowels, you place a thin sheet of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl giving you backsplash protection
"I just dropped the motherlode in that toilet."
"I bet your ass got drowned in backsplash."
"Nah i used backsplash protection."
"I bet your ass got drowned in backsplash."
"Nah i used backsplash protection."
Backsplash protection by xTimmins September 2, 2013