backasswards 

adj.

Very nonsensical... to the point of confusion.

So completely and utterly the opposite of what should be that trying to think or explain it creates a mental paradox.

His explanation of "why we are winning the war on drugs" was so backasswards that I completely blacked out.

The legal system is very structured, but in the wrong way. It is so structured that it actually hurts the very person it should try to help: the litte guy. That is backasswards.

backasswards by adumb June 11, 2006

BACKASS 

Categorized as a grinding Move, when the male bends the female over and thrust's his waist and pelvis into her behind.

*Note This is With Clothes on, without clothes would be known as Backshots*

(Origin) First seen in Be-ezzy in the year 2007 by

"K****** Offical.")

(Example):
"Yo K****** shes a Kitty Yute allow her, then Ali will give her a BACKASS. "Quoted by S*** A****"

(Explanation):
In this case it means Ali will grab Kitty Yute's waist and bend her over, then thrust his hips into her behind (with clothes on also similar to grinding)

BACKASS by JayCity112 June 1, 2010

Backsasquatch 

A Sasquatch that is always giving you crap about everything you do.

Man: "I'm gonna order some ravioli."

Backsasquatch: "Ooh, suure! Don't bother asking me if I wanted ravioli!"

Backsasquatch by TimothyClover August 28, 2010

backsass 

To respond with extreme attitude to an authority figure. Act smart alecky to a request or demand

Yes SIR, right away SIR, anything for you SIR

backsass by bbobk December 10, 2004

backasswardsness 

The condition of being contrary to the prevailing, and typically correct accepted logical conclusion on a subject or various subjects.

In his argument against legalizing the sale of home-brewed and craft brewed beer the State Representative declared, "Why we need more kinds of beer, the beer we got drank purdy good", showing his total backasswardsness regarding the issue.

backasswardsness by Wilburforce March 19, 2014

Blacksass 

The sassyness of some sista's

NIQQA don't start yo' bitch black sass with me La'quisha!

Cut the blacksass bitch!

Blacksass by gtrain52 June 23, 2011

backass 

American for backarse which is itself a term that describes the remotest and most isolated part of any area. Since this is the American version it has a lower threshold for remoteness. A city containing a few million people could still be described as a backass by most Americans if the city is outside the USA

Ireland? Isn't that in the backass of Yurop somewhere?

No people, no roads, no electricity, no signal on my cell phone; that must mean I'm in the backass of nowhere

backass by Dankoozy October 22, 2008