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(Noun) : an escort a slut
Example: like the back pages of yellow book, hence the backpage hooker
1. You don't think I'm serious . GUESS WHAT I'LL SHOW YOU . POSTED THIS NUMBER ON ABOUT 5 HOMOSEXUAL WEBSITES . jUST LOSES THIS MOTHERFUCKIN NUMBER WEIRDO . GET A LIFE

Who's this?

Not a backpage hooker, move along
by joe4kewl December 16, 2013