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The Back of the Worm 

A strange and magical place, which typically can only be reached through either a combination of large amounts of shrooms and the use of portable toilets, or prolonged exposure to the transcendent music of the band Phish. Phish guitarist Trey Anastasio was the first to describe the back of the worm; during a show in Amsterdam in 1997, in the middle of a creepy, ambient jam called Wormtown, Anastasio described to the audience his experience of being sucked into a public urinal and riding around on the back of giant worms. Very few others have been lucky enough to experience The Back of the Worm, but most of the people who have did so at Phish concerts.
I think you know where you are. ...YOU'RE ON THE BACK OF THE WORM! Seriously, though, stay away from those portable toilets in Amsterdam.

Monkey Double Backflips 

Extravagant and exotic sex techniques used by females to lock down a high value male.
She was with Thomas but he was kind of boring. So she also met with Sebastian from sales department who was making six figures, has a sixpack and a nice car. So she does monkey double backflips all over him to get herself in a better financial position if she continues this until he takes her as a wife.

Carl Edwards Backflip 

To stand on the top of one's car, cheer needlessly, and then backflip off the top of your car. A celebratory act.
He did a Carl Edwards Backflip after getting a date to the prom.

national backorder

Some B S story or excuse about ordering a part for a car and being told it can't be delivered until hell freezes over ( your shit up a creek)
Your car part is on national backorder , cause the lazy fucks won't make it till after lunch.
national backorder by Dalray January 4, 2019

fell off the back of a truck 

A reply generally given by bentnose boys to the law-abiding consumer to convince them goods are legit. Now often used sarcastically to refer to stolen goods.
Lula Mae: This TV is very affordable. It's not stolen is it?
Vinny the Mafioso: Nah, it fell off the back of a truck
fell off the back of a truck by oz November 7, 2003

Backfished 

When you see a shorty from behind and you think she’s valid but when she turns around she look like sherk.
Jaetel: Damnnn Cam look at the shorty over there

Cam: Damnnn shorty’s valid

*shorty turns around and smiles at Jaetel*

Jaetel: UGHHH MY EYES

Cam: Ewww shorty looks like Sherk

Jaetel: Damn bro we just got backfished
Backfished by Jaetel the G September 17, 2018