Bacon + pickles. esp. Kosher dills wrapped with bacon at least above the quality of Korn King.
When you're wife is pregnant, she wakes you up at 3am and MUST HAVE bacon, a smart man knows she will next want pickles so wraps the kosher dill in bacon and saves himself the trouble of two trips. AFter the first time she will say, "Honey, go get me some backles!"