national backorder

Some B S story or excuse about ordering a part for a car and being told it can't be delivered until hell freezes over ( your shit up a creek)

Your car part is on national backorder , cause the lazy fucks won't make it till after lunch.

national backorder by Dalray January 4, 2019

backorder bitch 

A super hot chic that is desired by so many guys she would never be able to keep up with the demand. Guys have to wait in line to get a chance.

That girl is crazy hot, but I have no chance. She's a backorder bitch.

backorder bitch by T-HUD January 1, 2014

Hit the Backboard

When jerking off on the toilet, you turn around to blow your load into the bowl but miss and hit the seat cover

Person 1: Dude, what the fuck is all over my toilet seat?
Person 2: Sorry bro i hit the backboard.

Hit the Backboard by jews69 March 20, 2016

backorder 

Lost in the realm between in stock and out of stock. May take up to a month. losthopeless

My stereo has been on backorder for the past year and a half.

backorder by Dark_Jester March 23, 2005

backordered 

n. Not in stock but some more are coming; aka: you're going to keel over before they actually get it in stock because they have your money already and don't give a shit if you get the product.

Those bitches at amphotoworld.com said my camera was in stock but it was actually backordered.

backordered by BenAkaTjaden July 8, 2005

Backboard 

Another term for the grundle

When I fucked that girl last night my balls kept slapping against my backboard

Backboard by Dickcheese McGoo May 6, 2019

backorder 

when you hear that this item has to be backordered, it means you're fucked. often it's a smaller piece infrequently needed for a larger thing, but will be critical for your needs. is not being massively shipped to every convenient location near you, may have fallen out of favor over time. comes from like one place far away, and often takes it's sweet time to travel, because the company seems to not care to expedite it. it's like they don't really care about selling it anymore.

we'll have to backorder those cables/batteries/broken antenna piece /whatever. anything proprietary and rare.

backorder by i a January 9, 2008