If it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.

A cautionary guide to the water of Springfield USA wherein residents such as the Simpson family reside.

Billy Corgan: Hey, Homer, looks like our next stop is your hometown, Springfield.
D'Arcy: Is it true that we have to bring our own water?
Homer: We got a little rule back home: if it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back.

If it's brown, drink it down; if it's black, send it back. by -DF- May 6, 2009

bring it back down 

term used for comedic purposes randomly by placing it in a sentence where another phrase or word should be. derived from the gang vocal part in the song "a badge, a brand" by the band stick to your guns.

person 1: what does that sign over there say?
person 2: it says "caution: wet floor"
person 1: oh, i thought it said BRING IT BACK DOWN!

bring it back down by xnicholas aaronx April 4, 2009