I ain't goin to school today I got the back-door-trots.
by Blake November 12, 2002
A severe case of diarreah. This terms was used many years ago. The expression came from having to trot or run out the back door to the outhouse.
I got a case of the back door trots after eating those beans last night.
by jmitchelljefferies July 07, 2006