When a heavy and/or furiously excreted turd hits the toilet water so hard that it causes a splash of water to jump up and stain your upper body clothing.

Noun - the "spray" resulting from the use of a urinal, usually resulting in pee speckled pants/shorts and hands.

Typical causes - standing too close, excessive stream strength.

the act of ejaculating on a woman's back

That little drop that bounces up and hits you in your brown eye