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can of bacon 

Someone who never knows what they're saying and always doing something dumb
"Why are you drinking bleach, you're such a can of bacon"
can of bacon by Bill Woods January 1, 2017
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Backing your fist 

(Vulgar) Jamaican slang
Refers to the act of pulling the penis back and forth with the hand in the shape of a fist, usually till ejaculation occurs.

To masturbate or jerk off
Everyday, a big man like you just stays at your yard, backing your fist. Waste man style that, dawg!
Those rainbow candy strips that look like bacon but gayer.
"Mm that's some good gay bacon"
Gay bacon by anonymoooooouse November 4, 2018

Babining 

A much cooler way of Tebowing, based off the unique celebration of Jason Babin, DE of the Philadelphia Eagles, after every sack.
After that last sack, Jason Babin did his routine celebration of Babining, hyping up the Eagles fans, even more.
Babining by PhreshPhillies November 10, 2011
The Acne that is on someone's back.
This is the same acne that grows on your face only this type is on your back.
Backne by Reed Rosenberg January 21, 2004

There's no bacon 

The best answer ever to any question starting with "What's wrong with"
Person 1: What's wrong with this picture?
Person 2: There's no bacon

Hilarity ensues
There's no bacon by Andrew Brown September 27, 2005