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A religion based on Bacon. Everything revolves around Bacon. And other yummy goods in which Bacon is an ingredient.

Leader is Jebus Bacon.
Is that a piece of Bacon on a Bacon stick?

Yeah, I practice Baconism.
Baconism by zebracake69 August 24, 2011
the belief that the giant pig in the sky once farted this is what we know today as the "big bang" all the mathane particles conjoined into what is today matter, but in fact each part of matter is simple a different strip of bacon, and what we know as cells, are just minature pigs moving around on and in us,, the air and everything we breathe is simple methane, our farts arent truly methane, but our farts are oxygen the government has told us otherwise, we dont require oxygen to live but methane supplyed by the "pig in the sky", one day, pigs will begin to fly and rule the world under a baconist community, all will be lead by bacon and all who refuse its almighty power will be subject to spend life in the anti-bacon realm of baconyess, those who obey will be blessed with free bacon for all eternity.
ALL HAIL BACONISM
Baconism by um1'sgon'die June 13, 2011

baconist 

An individual with a deep and abiding devotion to all things bacon. This can involve total immersion in the bacon lifestyle or a simple and abiding love of the bacon food group. Baconists often join online communities to share their love of the food group and create themed gifs and memes to celebrate all things bacon.
Kurt was not merely a casual consumer of a BLT sandwich, he was well known as a baconist.
baconist by Flossdada March 7, 2016

baconise 

When an office worker walks away from their PC leaving it unlocked they will return they will find their desktop image changed for a picture of bacon.
Ha, check out Dave, he's left his PC unlocked again. He's been baconised
baconise by Koff September 16, 2011
A religion. People, who believe that a big monster-bacon saved Jesus, so he could give us eastereggs. People like that are called 'baconic'
Me is an example for an Baconism.
Baconism by Baconmannnnnn March 19, 2010

baconista 

A purveyor, seller, or otherwise pusher of bacon in the ready to eat rather than uncooked state.

One who baconifies baconify or baconizes baconize.
Sausage won't do this morning. I have to go see my baconista.
baconista by Pops946 August 6, 2008