i call my midget friend babyshoes and he calls me horse cock johnson--cause 4 inches is pretty big to a midget
by skankesha December 05, 2003
The act of dating someone who is in the range of 12 to 15 years of age, but the person who is dating them while older is not over 18, and can there for have sex with the younger person with out breaking the law of stachatory rape.
by LordPiggyinton March 10, 2005
You wack off in a persons shoe, leaving your cum in there for them to step in and walk around it unknowingly. Leave your unborn children in their slippers or sneakers to get even.
Rich was so mad at Henry that to get even he jerked off into Henry's shoes. Boy Henry wasn't expecting to be walking around in Baby Shoes that day.
by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006
"Me and my midget buddy, baby shoes, we do everything together except see-saw cause that wouldn't be fair to him."
by Horse Cock Jonson March 27, 2003