A baby is parasite a girl usually receives after having unprotected sex.
Girlfriend: Im being attacked by a parasite.
Boyfriend: Eww, where'd u get it?
Girlfriend: You.
Boyfriend: How?
Girlfriend: You know how, i'm gonna name the baby Taylor.
by Theat kid that one time June 25, 2009
A term used to describe a burrito that is >= 2 earth pounds, or more generally, a Chipotle burrito
That baby I ate for lunch was fanTAStic!

"Baby! The other, other white meat! Baby! It's what's for dinner! Get in my Belly!!"
by MikeyD Mike December 09, 2008
The perfect thing to say when there's nothing else to say. Originated from the theory that a gay baby is born during an awkward silence. "babies?" is a great conversation starter.
joe: how's life?
bob: good.
joe: good.
*awkward silence*
bob: babies?
joe: i like them.
by ooqmq August 22, 2009
Something that cries, poops, and eats. They are also adorable. They also might give you nightmares.
Baby: WAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Mom: Oh my gosh, will this thing ever shut up!

Baby: No.

Mom: Wha...wha...did you just talk?

Baby: ALL BABYS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, STARTING WITH YOU...MOM...

Mom: OH MY GOSH HAAALLLLPPPP!!!!

The Mom wakes up

Dad: Did you have the baby dream again Honey?

Mom: *Crying* Yeah, this time it seemed so...real.

Dad: It's okay, just go back to sleep.
by Mr_Jumbo_Shrimp January 29, 2016
Living, breathing proof that your condom failed.
Mother: "Little Timmy sure is growing up to be a fine young man!"
Father: "yeah, he's the worst fail I've ever made."
Mother: "I'm so proud of our accidental baby."
by Mooingcricket April 09, 2015
Someone who is really messy and spills everything
My baby is a mess, she can't eat her food properly
by loverboy133 January 09, 2015
This word has more meanings.

A An infant, younger than 12 months.

B Your boyfriend/girlfriend, if you like him/her much.

C Someone acting like a little child, or a crybaby.

D A word that appears in most songs' lyrics.
A That's a cute baby!

B Hey baby, wanna go on a date?

C Stop being such a baby!

D Baby, baby, baby, ooooooooooooohohohohoh
by WordExplainer January 08, 2014

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