1. A young child, an infant

2. The word commonly used by teenage girls on tumblr to describe middle aged British men.
"I'm going to have a baby soon."

"Oh my goD LOOK AT HIM WHAT A CUTE BABY wOw"
by Ochinchin December 23, 2012
A term used to describe a burrito that is >= 2 earth pounds, or more generally, a Chipotle burrito
That baby I ate for lunch was fanTAStic!

"Baby! The other, other white meat! Baby! It's what's for dinner! Get in my Belly!!"
by MikeyD Mike December 09, 2008
Whiny sacks of bacterial fat. All they do is suck money and life and time and are so fucking stupid that that can't even while their own asses. You know why no one remembers being a disgusting baby? Because it was the worst period of your annoying little life and you erased it from your memory
Oh my god she just had her baby!? That's disgusting i feel so bad for her
by Deanwincheeser June 09, 2016
Something that cries, poops, and eats. They are also adorable. They also might give you nightmares.
Baby: WAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Mom: Oh my gosh, will this thing ever shut up!

Baby: No.

Mom: Wha...wha...did you just talk?

Baby: ALL BABYS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, STARTING WITH YOU...MOM...

Mom: OH MY GOSH HAAALLLLPPPP!!!!

The Mom wakes up

Dad: Did you have the baby dream again Honey?

Mom: *Crying* Yeah, this time it seemed so...real.

Dad: It's okay, just go back to sleep.
by Mr_Jumbo_Shrimp January 29, 2016
Living, breathing proof that your condom failed.
Mother: "Little Timmy sure is growing up to be a fine young man!"
Father: "yeah, he's the worst fail I've ever made."
Mother: "I'm so proud of our accidental baby."
by Mooingcricket April 09, 2015
The perfect thing to say when there's nothing else to say. Originated from the theory that a gay baby is born during an awkward silence. "babies?" is a great conversation starter.
joe: how's life?
bob: good.
joe: good.
*awkward silence*
bob: babies?
joe: i like them.
by ooqmq August 22, 2009
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