1. An STD that results in a tumorous mass that thrives off ones hard work and free time slowly destroying their soul for the rest of their life.
2. See "Soccer Ball"
3. The other other white meat.
"MMM thats sum tasty baby!"
"Gary.. i need to tell you something. I have a baby. You might wanna get yourself checked out.."
2. An accident
2. Oh god please don't tell me it's true that you are having a baby, I was drunk, I don't even remember any of it!