A word used to describe your best friend who you love more than anything
I love Sara. She's my baby.
by CookieMonster86 May 10, 2010
The biggest, most painful, and worst STD in the universe. Tormenting and expensive, the baby gives people a reason to check their condoms for holes.

In a woman, the first symptom of a baby is pregnancy.
In a man, it's a huge "MY LIFE IS FUCKED."
Wife: I'm pregnant! we're going to have a baby!

Husband: the worst STD of them all!? FUCK MY LIFE!
by sushisue January 09, 2010
1. a small newborn child
2. a person who complains and/or bitches way to much
3. a quarter ounce of a specific drug equal to 7 grams
4. a term expressed often during sex
1. Aww have you seen Alyssa's newborn baby?
2. Dat nigga bitch to much he a baby bout shit.
3. Ay dawg I got 2 n a baby on my re-up you need sumthin?
4. O baby harder baby harder!!!!
by doebro12 July 10, 2008
A small crying bald thing, with a cord coming out of its belly, usually wailing its eyes out and swinging at everyone because it was TOASTY WARM in its moms stomach. At least 'till mommy pushed and the doctor pulled it out.
Dude, www.urbandictionary.com could totally have my first born baby. I mean, what would I do with it?
by DshakeS July 10, 2008
1. An infant under 18 months old; the product of unprotected sex; basically all a baby does is eat, sleep, cry, and poop. If you drop them on their head they turn out messed up.

2. An affectionate name that one might call their significant other; also a name often cried out during sex.

3. The name of several songs, most notably and most recently by Justin Bieber. It also happens to be the only song of his that doesn't cause me to change the station.
1. Since Jack and Jill are Catholic, and they don't believe in birth control, they have to explain to their parents why Jill's having a baby.

2. Oooohhh baby yes don't stop

3. Radio: Baby baby baby oooohh Baby baby baby noooo

Me: OMG kid hit puberty already!
by Dsdoak950695 March 27, 2010
Ba-by bey-bee
1. An STD that results in a tumorous mass that thrives off ones hard work and free time slowly destroying their soul for the rest of their life.
2. See "Soccer Ball"
3. The other other white meat.
"Kick the baby over here!"

"MMM thats sum tasty baby!"

"Gary.. i need to tell you something. I have a baby. You might wanna get yourself checked out.."
by slawder October 18, 2009
1. The most beautiful gift anyone can ever have. A result of love, and giving love to one another.

2. An accident
1. What a beautiful baby we have brought into this world!

2. Oh god please don't tell me it's true that you are having a baby, I was drunk, I don't even remember any of it!
by Palermo180 June 12, 2012

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