A word used to describe your best friend who you love more than anything
I love Sara. She's my baby.
by CookieMonster86 May 10, 2010

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A small crying bald thing, with a cord coming out of its belly, usually wailing its eyes out and swinging at everyone because it was TOASTY WARM in its moms stomach. At least 'till mommy pushed and the doctor pulled it out.
Dude, www.urbandictionary.com could totally have my first born baby. I mean, what would I do with it?
by DshakeS July 10, 2008

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1. Something said during sex
2. The gayest pop song ever.
3. A word used alot in the coolest pop song.
4. A young human.
5. A way in saying someone is whining about something.
1. Oh yes, baby, yes!!!
2. Baby, Baby , Baby ooooooh - Justin Bieber
3. Give me a sign, hit me baby one more time - B. Spears
4. Aww your baby is soooo cute!
5. Dude, quit being such a fucking baby.
by hahahahahano November 23, 2010

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The biggest, most painful, and worst STD in the universe. Tormenting and expensive, the baby gives people a reason to check their condoms for holes.

In a woman, the first symptom of a baby is pregnancy.
In a man, it's a huge "MY LIFE IS FUCKED."
Wife: I'm pregnant! we're going to have a baby!

Husband: the worst STD of them all!? FUCK MY LIFE!
by sushisue January 09, 2010

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1. a small newborn child
2. a person who complains and/or bitches way to much
3. a quarter ounce of a specific drug equal to 7 grams
4. a term expressed often during sex
1. Aww have you seen Alyssa's newborn baby?
2. Dat nigga bitch to much he a baby bout shit.
3. Ay dawg I got 2 n a baby on my re-up you need sumthin?
4. O baby harder baby harder!!!!
by doebro12 July 10, 2008

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A common side effect of shady hotels and prom night, Babies are one of the most common forms of Sexualy Transmitied Byproducts. Other common STB’s include but are not limited too: Sticky fingers, smegma, the condition known as pizza-delivery-related-trauma, running out of shampoo, an aroma of old tuna, the walk of shame, the walk of fame, sleeping on the wet patch, clean pipes, grilled cheese, and lastly, waking-up-too-someone-who- definitely-isn't-who-you-were-looking-at-last-night-(maybe). Note that these are common STB’s of first, second, third base as well as The Homerun. For more information on the STB’s of acts such as The Backdoor, Dirty Sanchez, Arizona Top Hat, Covert Cherry Picker, The Not-So-Solid-Snake or anything related to blow-up sea creatures, please ask your parents.

Babies, being a common STB, are an important condition to learn about due to the fact that they can and will ruin your life. There are many ways to prevent babies such as: Male condoms, female condoms, hundreds of proven forms of female birth control, the one experimental form of male birth control, bleach, and lastly, guilt.

Remember to talk to your doctor about the dangers of Babies as well as other forms of STB’s
"HOLY SHIT BRENDA, WHAT IS THAT CRAWLING OUT OF YOU?!?!?!?!"
"Oh that? I Caught Babies about 6 months ago..."
by Yo boy, Stevo February 27, 2017

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1. The most beautiful gift anyone can ever have. A result of love, and giving love to one another.

2. An accident
1. What a beautiful baby we have brought into this world!

2. Oh god please don't tell me it's true that you are having a baby, I was drunk, I don't even remember any of it!
by Palermo180 June 12, 2012

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