| 29. | bible | ||
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Better ass cleaning source than toilet paper or baby wipes. Wow the bible completely cleared up the aftermath of my beer shits.
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| 30. | pepe lopez | ||
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The Pepe Lopez is a distant cousin of the dirty sanchez. After completing the act of coitus, the man wipes the tip of his penis on his partners upper lip, leaving a white glazed moustache that resembles Pepe Lopez.
Other entries which purport to be Pepe Lopez but involve poo are actually dirty sanchez's. Come here baby, I want you to meet Pepe Lopez.
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| 31. | bloody bung | ||
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Usually related to hemorrhoids. Can also be used while describing "taco shits". When you rectum is inflamed and burning causing blood to appear in your stool. Most common cure being the use of Preparation-H pads or baby wipes. Fred drank a case of beer and ate white castle last night. He's been in the bathroom for 25 minutes with the worst case of bloody bung I've ever heard.
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| 32. | derge | ||
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A sloppy undefined turd which is not quite solid yet not quite liquid. These often occur after eating curry and they are very difficult to wipe from the anal area. At least half a toilet roll is needed to remove it and in some extreme cases even baby wipes are recommended to avoid the transfer of skiddage to underwear. Mum!!!! Ive done a derge!!! You'll need to bring me even more bogroll!!!!
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| 33. | jizz monkey | ||
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A jizz monkey is in fact a job description and refers to the poor unfortunate employed to clean up the inside of peep show/ sex show boothes, so as said employee wipes spunk from the walls he is a jizz monkey. I suppose it's like the equivalent of being a runner for television or something. Admittedly it is not a particularly desireable line of work, but I hear it pays well... Bill: 'Has Bob got himself a job yet?'
Ben: 'Why yes Bill, he's working as a jizz monkey down in the red light district' Bill: What? He gets paid to clean up spunk, that's just fucked up man.' Ben: It's a dirty job, but some ones got to do it...' |
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| 34. | ClitBang | ||
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A Cleaning Product That Wipes Any Stain In It's Way Clit And The Dirt Is Gone !
I Cleaned That Gary With My ClitBang I Need To Clit More " Clit Me Baby One More Time " |
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| 35. | scrumpet | ||
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A rolled, often brownish piece of toilet paper that remains after you wipe. "Dude, Heather was lickin' my balls and she totally ingested a scrumpet."
"I've been tryin to rid of my scrumpets, so I've been using baby wipes." |
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