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13.
To be weighed down by the loser traits of a freind when trying to meet members of the opposite sex.

When you go to the bars with a freind and the friend not only cannot handle conversing with the opposite sex but requires passifying and baby sitting for some insecurty.
Friend 1: "Go on an talk to her!"
Freind 2: "Not yet, I am waiting to make my move. Uhmm, so my mom says if I am going to live at home, I have to pay rent. What a bitch!"
Freind 1: "Those girls are smiling at us. Come on. If you dont come I will go by myself."
Freind 2: "Dont go talk to them or I'll leave. Besides shes not that cute."
Freind 1: "Are you serious, she is a knock out.

Friend 2: "I feel sick, I am going home. You coming."

Freind 1: "We are fifty miles from home and you drove an hour to get here. Now you want to leave?!"

Freind 2: "So, my dad says if I mow the law, I get a reduction on the rent."

Friend 1: "Your turning 40 this month, the exercise from mowing will do you good. I'm going over to talk to her. Enough of this baby sitting."

Friend 2: "You obviously are not my freind like I thought or you wouldn't abandon me like this."
by Yehoshua611 October 16, 2007
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1.
holding the weed too long in a group smoking session
yo man, stop babysittin and pass the pipe.
by bankingrules June 09, 2005
101 27
 
2.
Where your girlfriend tells you she's going when she's really going to another guys house to fuck
Girlfriend: "Hey Josh I'll be babysitting for this lady Friday and Saturday night, all night too."
Josh: "Can i come and see you"
Girlfriend: "No. Absolutely not. The lady doesn't want anyone else over, not even to come out front and say hi."

by MacBeast May 14, 2007
70 34
 
3.
Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into.
GIRL1-I'm babysitting
GIRL2-haha have fun with that...
GIRL1-well, at least I'll be able to buy some pot next weekend!
by ily4 April 15, 2008
44 22
 
4.
When you are drinking at a party and you've only had 2 or 3 shots rather then getting hammered with the rest of the crowd.
Ayy why you babysitting man let me show you how it's done!
by stacksinorder October 25, 2012
23 4
 
5.
The nice friend who gets stuck with the shitty job of making sure your overly-intoxicated friend makes it home without puking all over the place or harming his or herself. Often you have to hold their hair while they barf in the bathroom.
Tom:"Who's going to do the babysitting for Brooke; she's drunk out of her mind."

Ryan: "Aw, shit i'll take care of her"

Tom: "Aiight the rest of us are going to go out and drink some more..."

Brooke: *Barf* "Oh my God i'm soooo shit-faced right now"
by shitfaced_singer August 14, 2010
19 4
 
6.
When a person is smokin weed, drinking, or doin something else that involves sharing just sits there and continues to take multiple hits, drinks.. etc. without passing it to the next person in rotation.

this action will get you inevitably punched.
Babysitter: *puff puff*.. hey man did you see that chick?..*puff puff*..yea man she was hot.. *puff puff*
Friend: dude what the fuck! quit baby sitting that shit!
*punches leg*
Babysitter: gahh what the hell i wasnt! that was my first hit!
Friend: yea whatever just pass that shit your fuckin up rotation!
by peacefulpothead March 22, 2008
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7.
fighting bears! all day long
omg look at that babysitting CHAMPION!!
by underworld lord of water May 31, 2011
4 6