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5.
what hundreds of people making a laser gun noise sound like, according to Anthony Green at Warped Tour '07.
Anthony Green: "Make a sound like a laser gun! PEW PEW PEW!"
Crowd of Hundreds: "PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW!"
Anthony: "You all sound like baby seals."
by Anthony adorer December 24, 2008
 
1.
removing your penis from your partner's mouth while receiving oral sex and banging it on their forehead
I gave my girl a baby seal last night.
by dagall September 02, 2011
 
2.
Vagina

Size, color, or visual appearance not specified.
Look mom, a baby seal!
by Officer Dan May 18, 2011
 
3.
what hundreds of people making a laser gun noise sound like, according to Anthony Green at Warped Tour '07.
Anthony Green: "Make a sound like a laser gun! PEW PEW PEW!"
Crowd of Hundreds: "PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW!"
Anthony: "You all sound like baby seals."
by Anthony adorer December 24, 2008
 
4.
If alive: something that needs to be clubbed. If dead: something that still needs to be clubbed.
The man thought that the baby seal would be good clubbing practice. He was right.
by Kafeithekeaton March 24, 2006
 
6.
A sex act where a male takes his erect genital member and hits the face of his partner in a "clubbing" fashion. This may be done in a lightly, somewhat playful manner, or it can be used in a more feverishly malicious tone.
The man baby sealed his girlfriend playfully, and did not cause any blunt forced trauma.
by machine_fallen July 19, 2009
 
7.
Underage girl.
No baby seals allowed.
by That One Joe August 25, 2011