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15. B.P.A.M.
An acronym for Baby Powder African Musk.

Typically, a concoction that is applied to the genitals, ass crack and chest hair before a night out to gawk at and/or attract some pussy in the bar or late night pizza/taco shop.
"Larry was lagging again, he had to B.P.A.M. his nuts in case Jess showed up at the taco wagon"
16. Talc-down
When someone, usually a heavy set individual, douses themselves in talcum/baby powder to prevent excessive moisture and/or odor and/or chafing, resulting in them emanating a powdery scent.
"Did you get a whiff of that fat guy that walked by? He really gave himself a talc-down!"
17. shitsophrenia
Dementia poocox-
A psychotic disorder characterized by frequent scent detection of fecies. Often times shitsoprenics have multiple personalites in which one "face" carries on everyday smelling, but the other "face" intermittently becomes overwhelmed with the scent of man dumps. After years of untreated shitsophrenia subjects develop a poo-losophy and become distant from bathrooms altogether. As many cases advance through time subjects afflicted find themselves hallucinating and screaming until insanity pervades. At this point in the hallucinations, accidental suicide is prevalent as the subjects seek to plug their nose with anyhing they can find and eventually squish their brain.
"Dude it smells like baby brown paste like mass in here I gotta get out of here, oh wait, I guess it doesn't that must be my shitsophrenia acting up again."
18. McNuggler
One who lives on a strict diet of the famouse McDonalds Chicken McNugget.

- Ways to spot a McNuggler is by their deep raspy tone of voice and a snarling like noise at the begining or ending of each sentance.

- A McNuggler will also a pile of filth and trash in both their car and area of rest.

- Normaly does not shower nor bath resulting in a fowl smell and or the scent of a McDonalds dumpster where they spend time ravaging looking for uncooked McNuggets to take home.
"Hey wern't you with the McNuggler last weekend?"

"Dude I saw the McNuggler throwing soda at traffice near the mall."

"Lets get out of here the McNuggler is comiing our way."
19. Midwestastic
A person who is unabashedly Midwestern (not limited to a geographical area) lacking knowledge of or an appreciation for culture and instead embracing the non-culture and conformity of big box store consumerism, having highlighted hair with roots that desperately need fixing, and adopting a Bath and Body Works scent as her 'signature' scent.

Root words: Midwestern and fantastic...as in, fantastically tacky!
Perpetrators are commonly found in rural areas of Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, and northern Kentucky.
You might be Midwestastic if...
...you have worn a tiara over the age of 5 and you are NOT a real princess.
...Olive Garden is fine Italian cuisine.
...your hair looks like Kate Gosselin's old hairstyle.
...you wore baby's breath in your hair to a school dance.
...your family eats cheesy hashbrown casserole at family dinners.
...you collect Longaberger baskets, Vera Bradley purses, Boyd's Bears, or really...if you collect anything.
...you or someone you know got Glamour shots taken at the mall.
...your iPod is a hodgepodge of country songs and rappers. wtf?
...everyone in town knows the local high school's football team's record...for the last three years.
and the list goes on and on...
20. Phantom Shitter
A curious creature, believed to derive from Naval origins, who shits, slams, thunders, or pisses in the oddest of places. Phantom shitters are second to none in terms of secrecy. He/she normally thinks tactically on placement and timing. As a master of clandestine defecating, a phantom shitter is rarely caught and if caught will not disclose the locations of each shit or if there is a second gunman. Typically phantom shitters work alone but at certain times will work in teams of two to throw off the scent of pursuing investigations if there are signs of being targeted for questioning.

Most phantom shitters start off as upper decker shooters and slammers shitting in the top part of the toilet instead of the bottom. The ones who experience the success of this get intoxicated with joy and pursue further into shitting methods. This typically will carry on from ages 12 to 65, depending on time of first phantom shit, and are mostly of the male gender. However the most success potential comes at earlier stages due to younger people being more flexible.

Just as a chef concerns himself with the right ingredients so do phantom shitters. Texture and consistency play a vital role in each shitting environment and opportunity. This normally will depend on the location and who the anal splinter is meant to target.

A small portion of phantom shitters sing or hum their own theme music and it is said to be a one of a kind experience if able to catch on camera.
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21. Esmeralda Devereaux
"One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives."

The eldest of the Devereaux sisters, she is a midwife (she’s one of the ones who delivers Ash’s baby). She loves her sisters dearly and is closest to Selena.
The Devereaux sisters are (listed in their birth order):
Esmeralda (Essie)
Yasmina (Mina)
Petra (Pet)
Ekaterina (Trina)
Karma
Tiyana (Tia)
Selena (Lanie)
Tabitha (Tabby)
Amanda

A Character from the Dark Hunters Series from Sherrilynn Kenyon.
Esmeralda Devereaux better known as Essie, my witch queen who leaves the trailing scent of patchouli and a wolves wet dreams....
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