| 1. | baby mama-in-law | ||
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title used to define another chick that has a baby by the same guy you do.
Your baby daddy's other baby mama, whether they're in a relationship or not. If they get married, she turns into just your baby daddy's wife, until they get divorced. My son's little brother's mom is my baby mama-in-law.
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| 2. | baby momma-in law | ||
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This is the product of your offspring (son) having sex numerous times with a lady that creates offspring out of wedlock. Thus resulting in a baby momma-law Jeesh Anthony, why didn't you wear a condom! Now we will have to deal with that baby momma-in law for the rest of our lives!
I am so glad we have our grandson/daugther but our baby-momma in law is awful. Next time wear a condom, Anthony! |
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| 3. | father in flaw | ||
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When yo baby mama's mama have a boyfriend and think he her husband 'cause he live with her and don't even pay rent.
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| 4. | puppy mamma | ||
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Much the same as baby mamma , but involving ones pets instead of human offspring. Generally a much more peaceful relationship than that of baby-daddy/baby-mamma. Yo, since I be shootin' blanks, alls I gots is a puppy-mamma!
Tyrone used the connies since he didn't want to further the depth of his relationship with LaQuishaUrethraUrineChlamydia, who was his puppy mamma. |
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| 5. | Mamasota | ||
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A metaphor for any state in America ( in this case the literal Minnesota)that makes it conducive for women and single mothers to have children without any form of social consequences, oversight, or the opinions of the fathers that reluctantly get sucked into the "I wasn't taking MY pill--I thought you knew," debate.
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Mamasota produces humans who fill the ranks of the police state, the National Guard and other military and police forces, because the irrational fears of the mothers, who do not live lives of consequence based reality, are transferred onto children,, and those fears become a mantra that the children produced in such a climate assimilate, and also believe is reality. However, these children also ensure the maintainance of all of the lower tier manual labor jobs, and also fill the prison systems, because of the quality of "parenting" they get from "single mothers" and their enablers. This state produces National Guardsmen and Police who march off to illegal, unjustified wars overseas ( such as Iraq) in order to protect God, MOTHER, and Cuntry. Crucial to the formation of a Mammasota are the necessary components of: 1) polarized dichotomous social forces of rigid, or "rational" religious right wing social control and "irrational" victimology based left wing beaureaucratic socialism 2) a stagnant economy in need of low wage workers to fulfill low wage tasks; these workers willingly produced by single mothers, with the complete collusion of the welf... |
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| 6. | exter | ||
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Your sister-in-law following your sibling's divorce. I get along fine with my exter Michelle, she's a good mother to my nieces.
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| 7. | Babydaddy Welfare | ||
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Unearned, untaxable INCOME paid to a babymama, which comes from a babydaddy--often a hardworking one without any custody, whatsoever. More commonly known as court-ordered "Child Support," which, according to law, cannot be used "for the benefit of other household members." But--shh-- the law don't really enforce this. These "other household members" often include, but are not limited to: the babymama, babymama's criminal boyfriends, and babymama's spawn from other babydaddies. Babydaddy Welfare is a booming career opportunity in states such as Illinois! Don't work! Get paid for making babies! Try to find babydaddies in higher-income states, such as California, cuz the Babydaddy Welfare check is higher. You can spend the $$ ANY WAY you want to!
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