The word to describe those irritatingly dull people in a work environment who insist on making conversation that is so frequent dull and unnecessary that you just want to put them back into their hole.
The are usually those of a lower status such as a secretary or a book keeper who have being doing the job for a hundred years but will never get promoted.
The conversation is usually about the weather, the amount of work they have to do or how well their 28 year old son did at university.
They also tend to try to relate to those younger by mentioning things they deem cool such as a rock band or a type of dance move. They constantly make you cringe and to be honest you wouldn't really mind if they had an unfortunate accident on the way to work. Everyday you get closer to telling them to SHUT THE FUCK UP.
There mannerisms are usually mole like and it is uncommon for them not to have glasses.
Bert arrives at office.
Mary (Workmole): oooo hello burt, how are you? Good day yesterday?
Bert: yes thanks Mary, see you later
Bert heads towards the door
Mary: "ooo, yes, apparently later the weathers going to clear up, i have so much work to do though, god! And to top it off my husband and i are going to a salsa night tomorrow so ive just go so much to get done by then. Ooo and alice is having her baby thats 3 weeks late, shes so big now. I have these weeds in my garnen that i just need to get rid of, their driving me mad......"
Bert has left the room.
2 colleges are at the coffee machine
College 1: "i need to photo copy these but I dont think I can stand Mary"
College 2: "oh i know, shes such a work mole"
|16.||raw ass ho|
a typical high class full time, hardcore ho; none of that ho by night bull shit, she goes all day everyday. She makes it obvious shes a slut, but denies it and plays hard to get. Enjoys making men work for it, causing them to spend more money then they would have originally.
thugnficent: "She got game
A female pimping machine
Make a nigga lose his house cause she takin his green
That dont stop dropping bottles with her girls in the VI
FUCK you nigga as I reply
Thats what Im talking about a raw ass ho
Ladies put your hands up if you got that dough"
A Shezknob is when you get a girl to get on her knees and you fuck her, then insert baby carrots into her asshole. Then make her orgasm making her clench thus basically pooping out the carrots like a machine gun.
Dude i can't believe you made that girl Shezknob last night, she held off all those zombies herself!
Lauren is an amazing person who can change peoples lives, for the better and for the worst, but mostly for the better. a Lauren has a tough life, and has seen some bad times, but she is strong and battles to stay upright. she will keep her thoughts to herself and open up to few people. She's dark, and deep on the inside, but spazzy and crazy on the outside. she loves to cause chaos in the mall. Lauren has the most beautiful, amazing, lively best friend ever, who she has changed from the nerdy little goody goody, to someone actually having a life, but still refrains for making stupid decisions. she is all in all the total package for an awesome friend.
Me: Hey Lauren, want to ride the little baby merry go round in the mall?
Lauren:yeah! lets do it. Then let's go kick the photo booth machine!
*hops on merry go round with two other teenage guys*
Lauren: Mall cop! get off!
Invention which will make women obsolete, surplus to requirements for the act of reproduction.more...
Some day - probably later rather than sooner, but you never really know - medical science will likely advance to the point where we can create wombs. This would allow us to grow a fetus outside of the mother's body, either directly from fertilization or even perhaps after fertilization and after the fetus has spent some time in a natural womb.
Science fiction? A bit, perhaps, but scientists are already making strides in this direction. Researchers at Cornell University's Weill Medical College in New York were able to take samples of women's uterine tissue and get the cells to regenerate in a laboratory. Human embryos successfully attached themselves to the engineered womb and began to grow; the experiment was stopped after a few days only because of in-vitro fertilisation (IVF) regulations. Japanese gynecology professor Yoshinori Kuwabara has created a completely artificial womb which sustained goat fetuses for several weeks.
The simple fact of the matter is that people are actively pursuing this field and radical success in it may arrive suddenly, without warning. If we are smart, we'll seriously consider the ethical implications now while they are still theory rather than reality. So, are artificial wombs a a good idea or not?
One of the reasons behind this research is for the benefit of fetuses, and it does seem that there could be quite a few adv...
|20.||Hip Hop Music|
Hip hop music, also referred to as rap or rap music, is a style of popular music which came into existence in the United States during the mid-1970s, and became a large part of modern pop culture during the 1980s. It consists of two main components: rapping (MCing) and DJing (audio mixing and scratching). Along with hip hop dance (notably breakdancing) and urban inspired art, or notably graffiti, these compose the four elements of hip hop, a cultural movement that was initiated by inner-city youth, mostly African Americans in New York City, in the early 1970s.more...
Typically, hip hop music consists of intensely rhythmic lyrical form making abundant use of techniques like assonance, alliteration, and rhyme. The rapper is accompanied by an instrumental track, usually referred to as a "beat", performed by a DJ, created by a producer, or one or more instrumentalists. This beat is often created using a sample of the percussion break of another song, usually a funk or soul recording. In addition to the beat other sounds are often sampled, synthesized, or performed. Sometimes a track can be instrumental, as a showcase of the skills of the DJ or producer.
Hip hop began in The Bronx, located in New York City, when DJs began isolating the percussion break from funk and disco songs. The early role of the MC was to introduce the DJ and the music and to keep the audience excited. MCs began by speaking between songs, giving exhortations to dance, greetings to audience members, jokes an...
Lil Wayne is a rapper who...more...
At the age of 16, Wayne had a daughter named Reginae Carter with Antonia "Toya", his high school sweet heart. The two later divorced.1
Lil Wayne later enrolled and is currently attending the University of Houston in Houston, Texas since early 2005, where he is majoring in political science. 2 According to the Cash Money Records website, Wayne later switched his major to psychology. 31
It is confirmed that Lil Wayne was engaged with "Superhead" but they cancelled it. Wayne is now rumored to be engaged with Lauren London.
Wayne's first contact with hip-hop was listening to local Cash Money Records artists like Pimp Daddy and U.N.L.V., whom he would later credit as his earliest influences. Wayne began rapping at block parties as a child. His performance at one of the parties caught the ear of Lil Slim, a Cash Money rapper from the neighborhood, who gave Lil Wayne his phone number. He went to an autograph-signing session with Lil Slim, and there met Cash Money Records owners, "Baby" and "Slim" Williams. His freestyling abilities impressed the Williams brothers, but they were initially reluctant to sign him. Eleven-year-old Wayne started to record freestyles on Baby's answering machine and would frequently visit Cash Money offices. When Baby saw so much engagement in ...