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Another term for blow job, "bj"
Mary was still a virgin and wasn't ready for sex, so she gave him a baby jesus.
by Pilot K October 14, 2013
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A term used to describe the divinity of Joe Mauer, the greatest baseball player, Minnesota Twin, and Minnesotan to ever grace this land.
Baby Jesus is really good at baseball, he bats .900.
by Punto4President April 14, 2010
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A jesus that has not yet grown up and still has a baby dick
by loliamroshan November 18, 2008
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Ashley:"Oh my gosh she has one serious baby jesus!"
Sammy: "Oh Baby Jesus!"

(hahahaha)
by Ashsam February 27, 2009
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