like a baby goth but emo instead of goth.
someone who doesn't get emo culture and just wants to be part of it cuz they think they're cool.
someone who falls in love with fall out boy and tries to copy them.
dude, im gonna become EMO! they get all the chicks!
dude i know this baby-emo girl. she's all "life is awesome and i love everything but im still gonna wear black-rimmed glasses and look shitty all the time."
|2.||baby on board|
a stupid freaking yellow sign that most commonly mothers put on their car window to signify the fact that a baby is "in the car" Which basically means drive carefully which you should be doing anyway and who cares? Good on you for having a baby, you dont have to share it with the world because surprisingly no one else cares.
Franz: "Oh look, those people have a baby on board, i can tell by that yellow sign that hangs in their window."
Citronella: "How stupid, what are we meant to do? Drive slower? Donate some money? Beep our horn? What are they trying to prove. Friggen idiots."
Franz: "Citronella you are perfectly right."
A whiney baby emo kid
There are two varieties of Emo Kids:
1. Common "Emo" Kid
Listens to a crappy music ripoff genere called Emo, has no genitiles, writes the suckiest poetry, cuts themselves over moronic things, cries in dark corners, and have no sense of self Value and is generally goth-like. But goths are better than these scumbags.
2. Rarer Emo Kid
This is the kind that was INTENDED. Usually wears black, but is pretty nice in general. Still listens to crappy music though.
Two types of emo kids
Common "Emo" Kid: Gawd life sucks, like the most eternal abyss in hell, like my lost love of my life, my blood, and my soul. *Cries like a fucking baby and cuts self* I will now listen to dashboard confessional since it is the only thing that understands my pain...
Rarer Emo Kid: *listens to dashboard confessional and walks on*
Ian Vens' "I'm not emo but I look and cry like it so I can get attention" attitude.
Ian Vens. emo
A person who wears a lot of black and is very emotional may listen to emo/goth/punk bands. Tends to be a social outcast often vegetarian. Kind of dork in a lovable way the friends they do have like them a lot
person 1: I am a gothic-emo-dork
person 2: I suddenly have the urge to make a baby with you
ew emo kids are annoying most of them anyway
LIFE isnt all about relating to sad music.
geez eat some oreos and get fat and happy.
emo kids in society:
im just relating to some sad music. life sucks and i can relate to that because my life is so bad.
emo kid with friends:
AHH HEY GUYS!!!! IM CRAZY!!! LOOK AT ME!!! I GOT A NEW PIERCING!! LOOK AT MY FANTASTIC HAIRCUT!! ITS SO EMOTASTIC!
emo kid with friends insulting non-emos:
Look at them. pretending to be happy.
emo kid #1: why are they talking smack about emo kids?
emo kid #2: its because they dont know what we have to struggle with.
emo kid #1: yeah geez our lifes are hard. they dont even know!
emo kid #2: like yeah for real my parents are always on my back about my homework and stuff
emo kid #1: yeah for real i know what you mean