2. This new way requires you to get the baby into an extreme state of joy. To do this you may want to take him to a live performance of Barney or the Teletubies. Once you can tell on the joyometer that was implanted into the back of the infant's skull that he has come to an extreme state of joy, you will be able to carefully extract the soul of the child. To do this you will need to put on heat resistant gloves and grab the baby. After this you must continue to vigorously shake the baby. You will continue shaking until you see the baby's eyes roll back into his head and a white gaseous form will escape through his mouth. You now take out your butterfly net and trap the white form in it not allowing it to touch your skin, for this white form is now at its most lethal state. Once all this has been done, you can now carefully devour the white form which is the baby's soul.
Hayden:You can eat one of my babies just a minute
*Hayden has a baby*
Hayden:here you go
*Bram steals the baby thinking its a wheelchair*
Grealis: dam i really wanted that if it wasnt for the cripplazi
thanks hayden dempster
hayden:dont worry i no your a member of the baby eaters tribe