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a dick so small that you piss on your balls
"this is man's game, your just a boy. You got that baby dick. It's not my fault you piss on your balls"
by HIYOOOOOOOOOOOO May 01, 2008
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If the last time you saw one that size; you had a diaper in one hand & rash cream in the other...he's gotta baby-dick.
Shane has a baby-dick...I have literally seen more wiggling on a 3yr old.
by ...any & every girl you've dated January 08, 2004
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A very very tiny penis. One as small or smaller than a babies penis size. Usually no more than 1 inch flaccid, and no bigger than 3 inches hard.
The last girl i was with used to always tell her friends about me saying "Gaz has a tiny tiny dick! Its a baby dick, only smaller! hahaha"
by GarethB February 10, 2006
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3.
Somebody that has a penis equivalent to a baby or smaller that doesnt know how to work that!
Levi a baby dick and should be prosecuted for walking around trying to slang it.
by guess who! September 14, 2003
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4.
A little itty bitty tiny penis that can barely be seen. Usually under 3-4 inches. Not something you are proud to show people. Upon being asked this question one with a baby dick will usually be hesitant out of fear from showing said baby dick.
I have a little baby dick.
by Michael Todd Rehmeyer.. January 18, 2008
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5.
a penis having characteristics of that of a baby
Wesley has a baby dick; it's so small
by carl June 16, 2002
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6.
A dick that is so cleanely shaven it looks like one from a baby
Alexey is a baby dick.
by Alkone November 19, 2004
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7.
Undeveloped genitalia which is indicative of a prepubescent male baby.
Aidan: Man i cant find a condom that fits my dick!
Andy: Thats because they dont make condoms for baby dicks.
by aitkaj08 May 17, 2008
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