Top definition
Someone who has a baby-like dick.
Yo cole has such a baby dick!

Ya i know.
by vagpounder6969 June 13, 2009
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the shirt
2
person with a penis the size of a babys
andy a.k.a. baby dick
by beans brah May 17, 2008
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
3
An extremely tiny penis that is no more than 2 inches or so.
When Ryan's pants fell down, we all saw he wasn't wearing underwear. So Jordan pulled out a magnifying glass and held it to his teeny tiny hairless baby dick as we all laughed outrageously!
by super hot Sarah May 17, 2010
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
4
Damn, that Jim has such a babydick
by Samantha January 16, 2005
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
5
a dick the size of a 2 year old.
Tucker has a baby dick! or
Tucker Tucker the Raven Fucker
by Anonymous March 03, 2003
Mug icon

Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

Buy the plush
6
Undeveloped genitalia which is indicative of a prepubescent male baby.
Aidan: Man i cant find a condom that fits my dick!
Andy: Thats because they dont make condoms for baby dicks.
by aitkaj08 May 17, 2008
Mug icon

Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

Buy the plush
7
If the last time you saw one that size; you had a diaper in one hand & rash cream in the other...he's gotta baby-dick.
Shane has a baby-dick...I have literally seen more wiggling on a 3yr old.
Mug icon

Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Buy the plush