First of all, the Montana Mount must be performed on a respectable mountain. Then the chick must be in the doggy position grabbing onto a tree in front of her with both hands. The guy must then position himself behind her with one hand on the small of her back and the other hand up in the air waving like a bull rider, while yelling yeeee-haaaa.

For added effect, cowboy hats, guns, holsters, loud country music, chaps, and animals can be included in the Montana Mount.

Clownish baby who blindy defends their point of view with the greatest of fervor--regardless of the issue at hand, or their perceived correctness--over and over and over again until they feel they have successfully defended their stance.

A Turleen is easy to spot,lank,greasy hair, huge foopa and a whoppa choppa are hallmark traits. Turleens are proud of their fashion sense and prefer to display their ho trinity in the vain attempt to attract another baby daddy. They usually have 3 or more snotty faced young-uns attached to various portions of their anatomy and one crotch muffin is generally still chewing on her flappy baps while she sucks on a cancer stick and chugs a keystone.

Turleens breed early and often due to a genetic inability to understand how a condom functions and also an ingrained fear that Darwins Law might be invoked at any time. They prefer close relatives but when "they gits ta itch in theys stench trench" they are more than willing to put out for KFC coupons with any Joe Dirt that comes along. Turleens may be unable to positively identify the donor(s) of their children due to excessive sharing of their loose meat sandwich.
They are attracted to skinny twitchy men with assne and goatees covered in jailhouse art or beer-gutted crackas sporting ape drapes and moobs

White female who prefers sex with bbc and has a black baby.

Also a Married white slut who lets a black bull impregnate her.

In the beginning, we were all fish, okay, swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby. And the retard baby was different so it got to live. So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands, and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something, and made this retard-frog-squirrel and then that had a retard baby which was a monkey-fish-frog, and then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and that made you. So there you go. You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel. Congratulations

When you are fucking a girl's vaj and say to the girl "im about to cum babayyyy" and finish her in a cream pie and tell her "not my problem now bitch"

To be in a crackhead state; bingeing all night on a sweet concoction of Adderall, red bull, and nicotine. Generally experienced by procrastinating college students and skeezers at bars/clubs.